phrases you just don't hear anymore

"Jive turkey"

"Do you have a condom?"

Hogwash and poppycock

leaded or unleaded?

“Tough titty said the kitty.”

I actually do hear this one because I taught it to my oldest son. My wife doesn’t find it as funny.

"Refinance into a 30 mortgage for 2.75%"

I'll give you a Jell-o pudding pop if you help me find my Walkman.

"It's the Cat's Pajamas"...or "The Cat's meow".


Or anything else referencing cats, for that matter.

Sit on it, Fonzie..