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re: Petition to remove Mike from his LSU habitat

Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:55 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:55 am to
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70k signatures


what is significant about 70k?
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37267 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:56 am to
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There is a remarkable difference in the situation that Mike is in compared to the poor tiger at that shite hole.


Well since you guys are the utmost authority on the betterment of tigers, the least LSU could do is buy that tiger and give Mike a friend. All of you think Mike would starve on his own in the wild so there's no chance that Mike would attack it and eat it.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:58 am to
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the least LSU could do is buy that tiger and give Mike a friend


tigers are solitary animals...pretty much only interact with other tigers to reproduce
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22193 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:58 am to
70k signatures means 70k prods to his balls and anus. Congrats people that signed. You've made Mike sterile.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:59 am to
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the least LSU could do is buy that tiger and give Mike a friend


And we shall name him Ike
This post was edited on 5/14/15 at 12:28 pm
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:07 am to
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Well since you guys are the utmost authority on the betterment of tigers, the least LSU could do is buy that tiger and give Mike a friend. All of you think Mike would starve on his own in the wild so there's no chance that Mike would attack it and eat it.


Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36637 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:15 am to
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If it's so wonderful out in the wild, why are they endangered? Doubt anyone shoots Mike in his habitat.


Don't give an Alabama fan any ideas.
Posted by Cypdog
Member since Jan 2014
832 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:23 am to
We should petition for a bigger habitat and more tigers.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:24 pm to
LOL... All that happens when they hit 70k signatures is that the website changes to say "help us get to 71k signatures"

Looks like poor mike is going to be stuck in that terrible little 15k sq ft. cage being tended to hand and foot for a little longer.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68602 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:26 pm to
Those people have lost their fricking minds if they think they're getting Mike away from LSU.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:27 pm to
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We should petition for a bigger habitat and more tigers.


We should petition for a bigger and better trailer for him on game days.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22193 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:46 pm to
That tradition is over, baw. Go cry in your cheerios.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57528 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:56 pm to
People act like if it hits 70k LSU is obligated to take it seriously. I would also like to know where those signing the petition would like mike relocated
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61583 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 2:40 pm to
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Looks like poor mike is going to be stuck in that terrible little 15k sq ft. cage being tended to hand and foot for a little longer.


Anybody that thinks that the current Mike's have it rough is too young to remember the studio apartment of a cage he used to live in. I'd sign the petition if he was still in that thing.
This post was edited on 5/14/15 at 2:42 pm
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