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People who treat dogs like humans are weirdos...

Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:11 pm
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:11 pm
That includes my GF with this dumbass rescue maltipoo, who shits on the rug, pisses everywhere and is a dumbass of all sorts. I'm going to punt his arse over the fence of the dog park and leave.

Miss DupontsCircle, if somehow he survives, I'm throwing the dog out the window today on I-395 by King St exit.

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7281 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
DIAF
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 2:12 pm
Posted by tlsu15
Capital of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
10019 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
Now this, this is how you melt.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:12 pm to
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shits on the rug, pisses everywhere


How is this treating it like a human? You know and human that lets other humans do this?
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:12 pm to
I have been melting for two weeks over this dog. Ever since I locked myself out the house with his dumbass for 4 hours.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

rescue maltipoo, who shits on the rug, pisses everywhere and is a dumbass of all sorts


that's it?

Compare that to humans who will manipulate, lie, steal, rob, backstab, and all sorts of cruel or bad things to other humans. That dog will treat you like the king of the universe, love you unconditionally, comfort you, never tell you that you're too drunk, be happy to simply be fed gross cardboard twice a day, and the worst thing it does it make a mess on the rug?

Often times I wish we could trade some humans in this world for more dogs.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:13 pm to
Oh no, that's not it. It tries to fight every dog.

Last week it tried to bite a 3 yr old child walking by.

I've had it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62771 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
People like you are why people like dogs better than people.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58123 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
Meh. Dogs in general are better than most people including mouth breathers such as yourself
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
I'm with you, man... toss that sumbitch out the window.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 2:15 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17317 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:15 pm to
Dear diary, she treats the dog better than me.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22900 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:15 pm to
Girls suck at training and taking care of dogs and also water is wet.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Meh. Dogs in general are better than most people including mouth breathers such as yourself



Good. Where can I fed ex this 5 lb piece of shite so you can enjoy it?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:17 pm to
Sorry you're incapable of housebreaking a dog.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:20 pm to
Dogs > Humans
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:21 pm to
I upvoted the post because it was funny, not because I agree with you.

Not that hard to train a dog to not poop/urinate on your rug. Just takes consistency and patience. The dog doesn't want you to be pissed off so let them know what you want them to do.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3579 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:21 pm to
Another vote for getting rid of the dog. Consider bringing it to an out of state shelter or put it down instead of doing something that may get you arrested for animal cruelty.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 2:21 pm to
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I'm with you, man... toss that sumbitch out the window.



Thank you. I always trust the advice of a man named terd ferguson.
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