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OT's favorite sexpot Lena Dunham was slightly upset election night

Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115833 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:22 pm
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I woke up on Election Day like a bride: rosy, thrilled, a little controlling about just how MY perfect day would be spent. After working on the Clinton campaign for eighteen months, I was ready to celebrate, and sure that by nightfall I'd be knocking back glasses of champagne and creating a story to tell my unborn children. Maybe I'd even get close enough to Hillary Clinton to hug her, to whisper "Thank you." I had dreamed about it every night for the last two weeks.


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At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.


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At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29243 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:23 pm to
The thought of sticking my dick in that gave my whole family ebola
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32538 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:23 pm to
Dear Lord, she is hideous. 99.9% chance her boyfriend is gay.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:24 pm to
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At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


This makes me honestly believe they are both mentally ill
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115833 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:24 pm to
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99.9% chance her boyfriend is gay.


That dude is actually a rockstar, believe it or not.

And he's dating Lena Dunham.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:25 pm to
What a whiny disgusting bitch.
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:25 pm to
This makes me want to #MAGA even harder. #HighEnergy
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134861 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:25 pm to
That poor bisexual boyfriend
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:25 pm to
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My boyfriend, who had already wept


he is a power bottom in that relationship
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:26 pm to
If you're into scary fricked up shite, google her nudes
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120267 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:26 pm to
Truly a nasty woman
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32538 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:26 pm to
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That dude is actually a rockstar, believe it or not.

And he's dating Lena Dunham.



That screams getting dick on the down-low even louder.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3140 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:27 pm to
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At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept,


Probably when he saw her get in the shower. I know I would have.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115833 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:28 pm to
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Probably when he saw her get in the shower. I know I would have.


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29243 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:28 pm to
I can 100000% guarantee you she watches him get railed by BBC
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:31 pm to
I would most definitely NOT grab her by the pussy.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:32 pm to
Now this is what I call. Quality post WITH PICs!

Other posters can learn from this excellent post!!!!!!!
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:33 pm to
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99.9% chance her boyfriend is gay.


Wrong 100% with no margin of error.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18052 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:33 pm to
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My boyfriend, who had already wept


We know who the male in this relationship is
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66937 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
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It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


This is the arrogance and sense of entitlement that snapped off the democrats and the major media outlets. Awesome
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