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OT Stand Ups -- Need Some Dumb Jokes To Cheer a Friend

Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:11 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:11 pm
Dumber the better.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
Did you DVR the Saints game? I can't think of a better joke of the day
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
What do women and condoms have in common?

When they aren't on your dick they are in your wallet
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

To Cheer a Friend
just tell him a high draft pick >>> 1 and done in the playoffs
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:12 pm to
You should make your jokes all OT-centric and just listen to the crickets. haha
Posted by TheSeer
The multiverse
Member since Dec 2014
320 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:13 pm to
tell him every day above ground is a great day, remember that
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99042 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:14 pm to
What do you call a smart blonde?






A Golden Retriever.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:16 pm to
Why can't Santa Claus get mrs Claus preg?
Only cums once and it's always down the chimney.


L
O
L
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:16 pm to
You: Have you ever worked on a chicken farm?
Friend: No
You: Damn, you sure know how to raise a cock.

What do gay horses eat?
Heeeyyyyy
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1965 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:32 pm to
Bring him some ice cold bud light. If I was down that would be the best way to cheer me up.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:42 pm to
What do you call a giraffe mixed with a flower?

A giraffidil.


Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14663 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Bring him some ice cold bud light.

What if he likes beer?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

What if he likes beer?



He said jokes
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14663 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Doby
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2014
1721 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:58 pm to
What's the difference between a catfish and a girl from Chalmette?
---One shaves their whiskers.

Oh so you hate the West Bank?
--you must be from KennahBra.

I hate tacos!
Said no Juan ever.

What did the one girl ornament say to the other?
--Man those stockings are hung.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 4:01 pm to
What does blood taste like?

The third Wednesday of every month.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5133 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 4:24 pm to
stole dis shite from reddit.

The problem with kissing a perfect 10......is how cold the mirror feels on your lips

What time does the Chinese man go to the dentist?.....Toof hurty

A family walks into a hotel.......and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick frick."


Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6932 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 4:54 pm to
Works best if they like terrible movies:


"Do you think that after Patrick Swayze died, that Whoopi Goldberg prank called Demi Moore?"
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 5:41 pm to
If I bought my balloon for $0.99, how much should I resell it for after I adjust for inflation?

Is it normal for my left testicle to be so much bigger than the other two?
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 6:15 pm to
Stolen from T-Blue Video

Why do the states of Mississippi and Florida not sink into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Alabama SUCKS

Anheiser Busch, Bud Light and Yes, I have blue balls
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