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re: OT Married Men: Your wife wants you to go see Magic Mike XXL opening night

Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:47 pm to
I thought you were banned.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:48 pm to
If your wife has to go to a movie theater to watch this in order to get horny for you, you should consider blowing your brains out with a handgun.
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:51 pm to
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If your wife has to go to a movie theater to watch this in order to get horny for you, you should consider blowing your brains out with a handgun.


Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:55 pm to
I politely decline and tell her to go have a night out with friends. Be home when she comes back horned up and get ridden like Seattle Slew before you go to bed. At least that's how it went when she went to the first one.
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
97635 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:56 pm to
What gets your wife hot?


I mean before she left you for that other dude
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:58 pm to
Sucking her toes and tongue shoveling her stink ditch.
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:59 pm to
Aren't you in your 60s anyway? Idc if my wife sees it with her gal pals as long as doesn't give me shot about fishing/ golfing with the boys.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:59 pm to
That works for everyone
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:00 pm to
That's my move
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:04 pm to
Yeah, but there's levels. I was good, but drove my wife into the wanting lips of stupid but more talented yellowfin.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:07 pm to
That's because he purges her first so she feels less insecure when receiving.
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:09 pm to
:weirdboner:
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:11 pm to
Who is magic mike? Some rapper?
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4774 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

tongue shoveling her stink ditch.


I will use this forever. Thanks!
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:13 pm to
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Your wife wants you to go see Magic Mike XXL opening night



"Have fun"
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25918 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:14 pm to


That's not dam son. This is dam son.

Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:15 pm to
Male stripper
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:24 pm to
If this thread has produced anything worthwhile, it the phrase "stink ditch"

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81197 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:28 pm to
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I have no desire to see this. Not that desperate for entertainment or eye candy


Yep. Channing Tatum looks like he got hit in the face with a bat.

And male strippers are usually gay.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57479 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:32 pm to
Maybe just go? It's a movie, not a gay porno. Some of you are so worried about how your sexuality is perceived that it must really frick up your days
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