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OT baller metrics
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:08 pm
Take body fat percentage subtract that from 100 take remaining value
+ IQ
x's average ranking girl you've had the sex with
and multiply that by tax bracket
+ size of package
= OT baller status
subtract half the total if you live in LA cause that place is a shithole
and I 'aint even good at math. My bestest subject was English ( not as a second language either you fricking assholes)
+ IQ
x's average ranking girl you've had the sex with
and multiply that by tax bracket
+ size of package
= OT baller status
subtract half the total if you live in LA cause that place is a shithole
and I 'aint even good at math. My bestest subject was English ( not as a second language either you fricking assholes)
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:12 pm to OWLFAN86
You first, homo
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:15 pm to Paige
youre the homo
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:15 pm to OWLFAN86
too much math.
I'll have my people get back to you.
I'll have my people get back to you.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:15 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:17 pm to soccerfüt
damn fine movie
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:17 pm to OWLFAN86
if you swam the rio grande to get here subtract two points
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:30 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Take body fat percentage subtract that from 100 take remaining value
+ IQ
x's average ranking girl you've had the sex with
and multiply that by tax bracket
+ size of package
= OT baller status
100-6=94
94+301=395
395*10=3950
3950*39.6%= 1564.2
SIze of package would be area, so if mine is 8 inches long and 4 inches across, then the area of my package is A=2prh+2pr^2 and thus equals 125.66, so
1564.2+125.66=1689.86 OT Baller Status Score.
quote:
subtract half the total if you live in LA cause that place is a shithole
Well Well then I guess i am a 844.93 by those standards.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:36 pm to OWLFAN86
Mine is (2196 x the highest + 11)
Posted on 2/18/15 at 10:24 pm to OWLFAN86
765.6
True Story
True Story
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 10:27 pm to OWLFAN86
I went to law school because they said, "no math", so I'll guess Tree Fiddy.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 10:27 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Size of package
Length of penis, surface area of whole package, or weight of package?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 10:56 pm to OWLFAN86
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I suck
I suck
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:09 pm to OWLFAN86
After considerable calculation, I have arrived at a result:
BR-549
BR-549
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:11 pm to soccerfüt
Gotta measure the package in millimeters. Really ups your score and seems to be within the rules.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:25 pm to GRTiger
Taking this into account-
BR-5490
BR-5490
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:41 pm to soccerfüt
Not at all homo, but I'd love to see that nearly 20 foot cock.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:44 pm to OWLFAN86
I noticed you didn't place a great deal of emphasis on penis size, brah...
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:46 pm to OWLFAN86
Bout three-fiddy.
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