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Oregon man tips prostitute with monkey and stolen Girl Scout cookie money
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:35 pm
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Zany Zoo website
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An Oregon man is accused of tipping a prostitute with an exotic primate swiped from his own pet store along with stolen Girl Scout cookie money and a laptop computer.
Gooey is in protective custody after detectives learned the Galago, or bush baby, was used to tip a prostitute. Eugene Police Department
A two-week-long investigation into the missing Galago primate and Girl Scout cookie money from the Zany Zoo Pet Store eventually led Eugene police detectives to a prostitute at a hotel who was in possession of the animal. She told authorities she received it as a tip from a client.
The unnamed out-of-town prostitute identified the client as Nathan McClain, who owned Zany Zoo, where the money, the mammal and a laptop went missing from, the Eugene Police Department said in a statement.
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Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:36 pm to Jim Rockford
But did she have a good time?
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:41 pm to Jim Rockford
My mind is still processing the headline.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:47 pm to Jim Rockford
"Thank God you found me!! You wouldn't believe some of the shite I've seen"
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:50 pm to Jim Rockford
Don't Care- Had Sex
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:58 pm to Jim Rockford
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Zany Zoo Response to Recent Events Regarding Nathan McClain The owner of Zany Zoo is Abbie McClain, Nathan McClain's wife. 1. When Abbie heard about Nate's possible wrongdoing, she immediately began getting his name off the business and banking accounts. 2. Abbie and her kids are suffering right now through this tragedy and trying to figure out the best course of action. Thank you to those of you that understand this and are supporting Abbie. 3. As of April 22nd, Nathan will have no further association with Zany Zoo. 4. Abbie had been cooperating with the investigation. She personally thought that someone broke in to the store and stole her beloved animal and money and had no reason to suspect otherwise until contacted by the police. 5. She is now waiting to see whether charges are brought against Nathan related to the theft. At this point he is charged with soliciting a prostitute. 6. Please respect that the real victim here is Nathan's family and keep any negative comments off the Zany Zoo page as it is no longer affiliated with Nathan McClain. Nathan's potential wrongdoing has no bearing on our ability to care for our animals and customers.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 4:32 pm to Jim Rockford
Just for the record, the mammal in question is more closely related to a lemur than a true monkey. As for the rest of the story 
Posted on 4/24/16 at 4:35 pm to mdomingue
a lemur, no doubt...
WOW, what a tip...
WOW, what a tip...
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:07 pm to Jim Rockford
He literally should have stayed home and spanked his monkey.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:09 pm to Dignan
Her monkey must have been pretty good for that kind of tip.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:10 pm to CCTider
Why no pics of the prostitute?
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:29 pm to Manzielathon
Her monkey is bigger, fwiw
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:30 pm to Chris Warner
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Her monkey is bigger, fwiw
I would imagine it's more beaten up.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:36 pm to Jim Rockford
you wanna get me to click on a thread...
excellent start
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Oregon man tips prostitute with monkey and stolen Girl Scout cookie money
excellent start
Posted on 4/24/16 at 7:00 pm to Vestigial Morgan
I usually give more than just a tip.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 7:11 pm to Jim Rockford
You know how crazy women have gotten when you're stealing monkeys and girl scout cookies just to get your dick wet without getting into a relationship.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 8:21 pm to Jim Rockford
That's gangster
Posted on 4/24/16 at 8:29 pm to Manzielathon
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My mind is still processing the headline.
truth, is stranger than fiction, eh ?
Posted on 4/24/16 at 8:30 pm to Jim Rockford
You just can't make this crap up anymore
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