You should have kept staring at her, see if he's all talk.
One summer, my whole family took a Clark Griswald type trip out to Seattle. One morning, while everyone was finishing breakfast, I wandered around the hotel gift shop, with my six year old cousin in tow.
They had spank mags on display for all the world to see. She saw the cover of OUI, which had a picture of a woman bent over, with the words "Bang me from behind" written on it. She asked me what that said and I thought it was funny to tell her.
Minutes later, she was walking through the lobby of Westin Hotel, screaming "Bang me from behind!" at the top of her lungs.
That was awkward.
This post was edited on 12/9 at 8:27 pm