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Old joke about why you should watch the news.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:58 am
Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:58 am
A good reason why you should watch news no matter where you are.....
A guy left home for work on Sept. 11 at about 6am to go to his office in the World Trade Center (103rd Fl). When he got to Manhattan, he decided instead to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. Upon his arrival to her house, he turned off the phones, TV & radio and spent the entire morning with her in her bed.
At about 11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone
back on to retrieve his messages. A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone screaming at him, "where in the hell are you? I've been trying to call you for over two hours, I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK!!
He unknowingly answered, "Where in the hell do you think I am? I'm in my office
A guy left home for work on Sept. 11 at about 6am to go to his office in the World Trade Center (103rd Fl). When he got to Manhattan, he decided instead to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. Upon his arrival to her house, he turned off the phones, TV & radio and spent the entire morning with her in her bed.
At about 11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone
back on to retrieve his messages. A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone screaming at him, "where in the hell are you? I've been trying to call you for over two hours, I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK!!
He unknowingly answered, "Where in the hell do you think I am? I'm in my office
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:00 am to prplhze2000
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:00 am to prplhze2000
It's funny because the other people who went to work died.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:05 am to prplhze2000
Osama Bin Lyin
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:17 am to prplhze2000
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:34 am to prplhze2000
quote:
I was thinking the other day that you can figure out how bad of a person you are by how soon after September 11 you masturbated...like how long you waited.
And for me, it was between the two buildings going down.
I had to do it. I had to do it! Otherwise, they win.
Louis C.K. at his best.
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 10:40 am
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:34 am to prplhze2000
quote:I assume this is Greenwich Village. His girlfriend must have been amazing if they didn't notice what was going down 1 mile away.
to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:39 am to prplhze2000
I guess it's better to be divorced than dead in this case.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:44 am to Spirit of Dunson
quote:
I assume this is Greenwich Village. His girlfriend must have been amazing if they didn't notice what was going down 1 mile away
Oh my gosh you are so familiar with NYC. You're interesting.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:45 am to Hogwarts
quote:
I guess it's better to be divorced than dead in this case.
when Reagan was shot, the wife of the SS agent that took one in the gut for him was having an affair, the guy that she was fricking was so sure that he had been killed that he called their home line and left a message on the machine rejoicing about how great it was now that the guy was out of the picture, trouble was, he survived and a friend of his got to the tape before the cheating sloot
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:52 am to prplhze2000
Not only is this joke unbelievable, the punch line can be seen before the second sentence.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:56 am to East Coast Band
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:06 am to 777Tiger
Uh....do you not see the date stamp on that picture? Its real.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:06 am to Spirit of Dunson
quote:
I assume this is Greenwich Village. His girlfriend must have been amazing if they didn't notice what was going down 1 mile away.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:29 am to illuminatic
quote:
Oh my gosh you are so familiar with NYC. You're interesting.
Ashamed that I laughed at this.
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