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OK, I know for a fact there is a 3 foot snake somewhere in the frame of my truck

Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:40 am
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:40 am
His head is about the size of my thumb. How many ways are there for him to get into the cab of a GMC Sierra?
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:42 am to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:42 am to
How do you know this
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:42 am to
I'm on the verge of doing that
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:42 am to
Too many ways, and many we won't think of. Spoiler: you gonna die
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:43 am to
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How do you know this
I watched it climb up there, I saw it peek at me between the bumper and tailgate, and I saw it curled up like a pretzel through a hole in the frame. I had a dumbass helping me who just kept poking it until it climbed further up where we can't see it.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:44 am to
Keep going through a touchless car wash till you make his arse quit.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:45 am to
Others have told me to do that, but it seems like he would just climb up where he wouldn't get touched. Plus I want to make sure I see him leave.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:46 am to
Fill cab with gasoline.

Throw in match

Run.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23484 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:46 am to
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His head is about the size of my thumb.

that's one of them god damn king cobras....
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29116 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:49 am to
C4 should do the trick
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:50 am to
A mongoose is your only answer
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22151 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:51 am to
1. Go to pet store and buy a box of mice.
2. Place box of mice under truck.
3. Set up chair and ice chest at a safe distance
4. Profit
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10177 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:55 am to
This would never happen if you cared about the environment and drove a hybrid.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:55 am to
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I had a dumbass helping me


So you irl with another oter?
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:58 am to
maybe try starting the truck, it will rattle(no pun intended) around some and maybe make the snake uncomfortable and he will head out. Just a thought. Worth a shot
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:59 am to
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he will head out


also, no pun intended.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

So you irl with another oter?
No, this dude is way past OT dumb.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 12:01 pm to
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No, this dude is way past OT dumb.


An SEC rant poster then
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 12:02 pm to
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maybe try starting the truck, it will rattle(no pun intended) around some and maybe make the snake uncomfortable and he will head out. Just a thought. Worth a shot
I've started it a few times, drove about a 1/4, then after that is when I saw him curled up in the frame. I have also sprayed a hose under there for about 20 minutes, and poked shite around through various holes. All told I've been fricking with this for 2 hours.

I will probably just end up letting him be and hoping he leaves. But I drive my son around every day, and it might sound dumb but I'm worried about him getting into the cab.
This post was edited on 6/6/15 at 12:04 pm
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