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OFFICIAL: Company Christmas Party Thread

Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:06 am
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11391 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:06 am
Company parties should be in full swing by now so in holiday spirit.....

Any one have any good stories..........take home any good loot.........bang the receptionist.....etc....etc....etc


Subtle Brag:

I won an XL Big Green Egg with the DigiQ Controller.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:07 am to
Oh lawd!
That's awesome.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:08 am to
I'm skipping mine because they made it cash bar this year
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31676 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:08 am to
damn man that's a hell of a prize!

I work from home so i missed the holiday party at company head quarters and there is no one worth banging. So pretty boring all around for me
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53151 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:09 am to
Ours has some good door prizes. Would be nice to snag one up.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53011 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:09 am to
Had a few years where I was legitimately concerned I would have a job come Monday. Not doing that again. Time for the young bucks to step and be the dumb drunks.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:10 am to
geeze a green egg


all i got from my work was a christmas dinner i had to pay for and a whiskey glass with the company logo
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:11 am to
ours is tomorrow night and it will be pretty standard

the best company Christmas party was with my old company my first year

we had dinner at my bosses badass house on Toledo Bend, then all stayed at this awesome resort on TB, I got trashed, called a higher ups wife a "stupid count", crashed a wedding, and skinny dipped with some older woman

the next day we all went fishing



Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:11 am to
Ours is Tuesday
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58100 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:13 am to
My wife worked in a small office several years ago and for some reason the girls all liked me.
At party at the office, the women got to drinking and the discussion about someone's boobs being fake or real came up.

Somehow I got pulled into a side office for her to show a few of us the tits to judge if fake or real or not. Of course my wife and I already knew the answer, but it was nice that I got to be included in the "evaluation".
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:15 am to
Already had mine. Got hammered, got accused of spreading gossip by a coworker who was WGW, stumbled home.
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:17 am to
Start a new job on Monday but was invited to the Christmas party last Friday.

I went to BS and meet some people. The COO's Executive assistant walks up to me and asks what I like to shoot. I told her that being that I hadn't even started the job yet, I preferred not to take shots. She told me to suck it got 4 extremely large shots of fireball. I took mine with her and two other people. Then she grabbed me and said "you're beautiful" and just walked away.

Talk about a weird fricking experience.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36666 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:23 am to
She hot?
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:24 am to
quote:

you're beautiful


She was drunk and DTF. You're not beautiful and missed your chance to slay that beast.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25483 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:25 am to
I fingered my boss...but only cause he gave me a good bonus.
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:26 am to
40 years ago? Most likely. She's knocking on 70's door.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:32 am to
We went to my husband's party last Friday night. Casino theme at one of the resorts here, was really nice. We won an Ipad mini! (top prize they were giving away that night...they gave away 2 of them).
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 8:39 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79115 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:40 am to
My firm is small-mid sized, and we just have a room at a prime steak place here and get drunk. It's certainly the best company party I've been involved in.

Bourbon, beef and shite talking Hillary Clinton with a bunch of lawyers and wives.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:42 am to
Going tonight.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5827 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:43 am to
Our party has gone from nice dinner, alcohol,live band at the country club, to lunch, no alcohol at a local hotel. All in the name of reducing liabilities.
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