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Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:49 pm to whit
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one of the guys if he reached through your window to grab or punch you? Say the guy did and you shot him in the face and killed him. What would happen? Murder charge? Self defense?
In this great state, you'd get off on that charge every time. You were put in a situation where you feared for your life and defended yourself. Case dismissed.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:49 pm to mikelbr
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If I see 3 20something year old stoners about 165lbs each approach me unarmed, two are going down on the spot and then I'm chasing the 3rd into a nearby store and pummeling his arse by the fricking fountain drink machines as he begs the clerks to call 911.
That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:50 pm to terd ferguson
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So you're gonna hit the 2 uglies first and butt rape the cute one?
Damn right. drag his little arse into the men's room.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:51 pm to mikelbr
Good. I don't wanna see that shite while I'm trying to get me a fountain drank.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:52 pm to gamecocks22
I've done similar to that in charleston, it works decently enough
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:54 pm to SCwTiger
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That would be smart. Then we'd see your mug shot on the jailbird magazine on the counter.
Nah I got it plant out. Gonna let them come to the car. Witnesses all around. Pop out the car in a blazing rage of shite like Guile from Street Fighter b/c they don't expect it from the one-eyed fat man.
Then, the biggest bitch will run. I say pummel but what I'm really gonna do is run him down and put a knee on his back and hold his pretty hair and I'll tell the clerk to call the police b/c they attacked me in traffic and he tried to run. He'll get a few more knees to the back and the ear hole if he' resists. No charges filed. Punks learn a lesson.
Rawr bitches.
disclaimer: this is still 3 punk arse stoners who thought they'd be tough and frick with an old one-eyed fat man who turns out can run them down and beat them up.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:55 pm to mikelbr
Now that sounds like a plan mane 
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:55 pm to BayouBlue386
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the wife thinks I'm crazy...
Your wife is the smart one.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:58 pm to BayouBlue386
Shouldn't you have been driving to the lowes in Denham Spribgs
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:58 pm to terd ferguson
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Lucas, settle down...
No Lucas... Get crazy.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:00 pm to BayouBlue386
So the other day this douche was driving along, I guess he didn't know where he was at. He cut us off thinking he was around bluebonnet, but was actually around essen. We were pretty high, so we all got kinda wierded out by the whole thing. We saw a taco bell and the munchies took over. We jumped out of the car and the stupidest look came over this guys face. It was a look of scared I had never seen before. He quickly rolled up the windows, but before they were up we heard a little Kesha coming from the car. Anyway I wonder what this pussy will tell people about what happened
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:01 pm to SCwTiger
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Now that sounds like a plan mane
That's how it'll alllll go down in my head as I'm speeding away, running through the redlight to get away from them before they get to my car.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:02 pm to mikelbr
quote:
I see 3 20something year old stoners about 165lbs each approach me unarmed, two are going down on the spot and then I'm chasing the 3rd into a nearby store and pummeling his arse by the fricking fountain drink machines as he begs the clerks to call 911.
but if they look athletic and sober, I'm not getting out the car.
I didn't realize they were high until they "sprinted" across traffic at the first opening.
Before that, all I saw were two black guys about a buck fifty each and a cornfed white guy who looked like he could handle himself.
My wife honestly was just worried about my temper. While I'm a fairly calm and laid back guy thse days, I have been known to respond to blustering threats rather harshly, especially when I drank too much in college.
I keep trying to explain to her that putting your car in park and preparing for the worst is a perfectly reasonable response when driving off isn't an option.
Maybe I'm wrong
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:05 pm to terd ferguson
Only if he sees a white worm.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:20 pm to BayouBlue386
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All looked pretty damned high.
toss some burritos out in traffic. problem solved.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:23 pm to terd ferguson
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Sometimes you just gotta let people know that they can go frick themselves...
I've made it to the point in life where I just don't give a frick.
TBS (True Boo Story) though... when I was in my late teens/early 20s I was headed to Mardi Gras with a bunch of friend in my old SUV. My cousin was driving, I was riding shotgun, and some trash pulled out and cut us off, my cousin swerved around them, I gave them the "wtf, mate?" gesture and we went on our way. Pulled over to get gas a few minutes later before getting on the interstate, and as I was pumping some white trash looking fricker starts talking shite to me, about how he wanted to fight me, and he was going to kick my arse. I just laughed at him, because he was by himself, and we had 7 people (5 dudes) riding to NOLA, two of which saw this happening and were then behind him. He had the audacity to say that we should wait for him to "call some of his boys" for a fair fight, then he would "end me." Yeah, sure thing chief.
Then a cop pulled up and asked what was going on, which is when this meth-head's friend finally got out of the car and tried to explain to the cop how his friend was a hot head and has anger management issues. The cop asked me what happened and I told him (including the part about how he threatened to "end me") and the cop told the kid, "you did what? If that white boy had a gun, he could have shot you." I'm pretty sure I started laughing on the spot, definitely got some good laughs out of that later.
TL/DR, if I was terd, I would have shot him.
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:26 pm to BayouBlue386
Pics of wife?
#4pagesbeforeasking
#4pagesbeforeasking
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:32 pm to LSUBoo
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TL/DR, if I was terd, I would have shot him.
'Murica
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:37 pm to BayouBlue386
quote:When keepin it real goes wrong!!!
My wife is giving me grief because she saw my reverse lights blink as it went into park.
quote:Crazy and stupid, yes. That certainly doesn't seem like something worth getting yourself in a position to possibly die over.
My point was simply, my wife thinks I'm crazy for contemplating getting out at all
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