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Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:05 pm to Iona Fan Man
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Pretended my company was transferring me to Dallas so that Live-in GF of 2 years would accept a job she was offered there. She quit her job and moved to Dallas, and then I told her that the transfer fell through and that I wasn't coming.
That's actually brilliant.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:06 pm to Hoyt
Most start with "stayed out drinking when I should have went home"
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:07 pm to Pectus
quote:
Pectus
You manned a glory hole? Damn.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:07 pm to Hoyt
is having sex in a church bad?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:11 pm to Hoyt
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
(I can't believe we're on p.2 and I'm the first with this response.)
(I can't believe we're on p.2 and I'm the first with this response.)
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:11 pm to Hoyt
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:12 pm to Hoyt
This was my uncle:
He married a Columbian girl. She was nuts and didn't speak English.
He tells her his next oil field job is in London. Buys her a plane ticket and says he will pick her up. She flies to london. Uncle is no where to be found. Claims she deserted him. Gets new wife.
He married a Columbian girl. She was nuts and didn't speak English.
He tells her his next oil field job is in London. Buys her a plane ticket and says he will pick her up. She flies to london. Uncle is no where to be found. Claims she deserted him. Gets new wife.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:15 pm to CaptainsWafer
Threw eggs at homeless people
Hit a big puddle of mud by people waiting for bus
Smashed 6 car windows of rival highschool at a party...but to my defense my buddy and I got jumped earlier
Hit a big puddle of mud by people waiting for bus
Smashed 6 car windows of rival highschool at a party...but to my defense my buddy and I got jumped earlier
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:15 pm to Hoyt
I was driving down sorority row at LSU and a down pour had just ended. The streets were puddled up pretty good. I noticed there was a fat girl walking the sidewalk right by a huge puddle. I accelerated and drove straight through the puddling spraying her. I felt kind of bad, but she was fat so who cares.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:20 pm to Hoyt
I help my fraternity brothers turn a Lincoln car into a sinister Homecoming float called "The Death Machine".
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:21 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:Like a boss.
i told some sorority girl i would go with her to formal if we "made it official" by having sex. we had sex. i didn't go to formal
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:25 pm to Hoyt
Does this have anything to do with your tech board thread?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 4:27 pm to junkfunky
quote:
junkfunky
No... just bored at work
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