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re: NY nursing home acknowledges residents are never too old for sex

Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:03 am to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10568 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:03 am to
I mean, for an 85 year old she's got to be a solid 9, right?

I feel like the OT needs to make a picture graph with a sliding scale comparative to age.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:10 am to
quote:

I mean, for an 85 year old she's got to be a solid 9, right?

When I saw that pic I asked myself "would I hit that if I was 85?"
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48847 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:17 am to
Actually she is 88.

And at that age nobody will love me but me.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:25 am to
quote:

fricking gross

Until you're their age and you'll be thinking that you're
Posted by iknowmorethanyou
Paydirt
Member since Jul 2007
6547 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:41 am to
Does granny leave her teeth in or take them out?
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:25 am to
Gross, but as others have said , good for them and
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:26 am to
quote:

He later spoke about the findings at an industry conference, asking an audience of more than 200 people if sex was going on in their nursing homes. The only ones who raised their hands were three nuns in the front row, he said.


Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20035 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:29 am to
IWHI since I am not far behind in the aging process......
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6999 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:56 am to
Just because you're too old to cut the mustard doesn't mean you can't lick the jar !!!
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4775 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 8:06 am to
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 8:31 am to
Frick you.
That's awesome for these old geezers.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 8:56 am to
quote:

for an 85 year old she's got to be a solid 9, right?


Pretty much. If my equipment is still working at that age I'd walk a mile of broken glass to sniff her bathwater, etc. etc.

Or maybe I'd just get a fleshlight and think about younger days.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 9:00 am to
I only said that because I was eating warm oatmeal when I read that old wrinkly softcore porn article
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Just because you're too old to cut the mustard doesn't mean you can't lick the jar !!!


Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17019 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 9:33 am to
Old folks have more of a sex life than I do

Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 9:43 am to
Since the introduction of Viagra , etc to the market the geriatric population is among the highest for new STD diagnosis.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 9:45 am to
I'd hit anything from 18-80... blind crippled or crazy..
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