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re: Nude cruise ship setting sail frim Miami in 2025

Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109146 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:38 pm to
This would be a great premise for an “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” episode.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2412 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:39 pm to
Where can I sign up
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34244 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:40 pm to
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This is going to be a bunch of fatties

The Filipino crew will still have raging hard ons
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16469 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:41 pm to
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Some old bastard's balls being dragged through the mashed potatoes....


Read this as I was eating mashed potatoes
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1558 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:43 pm to
should be an interesting experiment. They assume they’re just gonna walk on naked and start partying the entire time?

Gonna be fun doing the life boat drill before the ship takes off. Bunch of naked people standing shoulder to shoulder sweating & listening to instructions for 30 minutes.

They gotta eat too. Sure you wanna see all that while youre eating? Trying to cut your steak and Jody scoots by to go fill his soft drink brushing your arm with his hog.
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1310 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:43 pm to
nude and dark, very dark
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
274 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:46 pm to
Wet farts and snail trails on anything that resembles a chair
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48925 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:50 pm to
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Trying to cut your steak and Jody scoots by to go fill his soft drink brushing your arm with his hog.

I almost spit iced tea laughing at this.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13331 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 1:51 pm to
Reminds me of HBO’s Real Sex from back in like 1996
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25812 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:02 pm to
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The company has policies for its nude passengers, including no naked butts on any public surfaces.


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While dining rooms have a mandatory clothes-on policy, passengers can bare all at the slef-service buffet area.



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and it's policies prohibit "fondling or inappropriate touching," and "lingerie, fetish-wear and excessive genital jewelry."
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3302 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:02 pm to
"the Herp boat.....something exciting and new..cum aboard we've been expecting you...."
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5143 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:03 pm to
Yeah the smell was my first thought too. Housekeeping gonna be working OT
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7505 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:05 pm to
The people who take nude cruises are the people you really don’t want to see nude
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47674 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:07 pm to
Would the all inclusive tickets includes condoms, lube, and penicillin?
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
22788 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:07 pm to
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While dining rooms have a mandatory clothes-on policy, passengers can bare all at the slef-service buffet area.



Oh, thank goodness. I don't want to put on clothes to serve my self at the buffet.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21578 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:10 pm to
Subtle "rainbow" graphics on the hull. That cruise will be full of guys and him/her/theys who look like guys.

I can imagine all of the complaining and whining.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35614 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:30 pm to
Oh god the dining areas. I'd puke thinking about the clientelle on that cruise.
Posted by Leon the pro
318
Member since Jul 2014
518 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:32 pm to
This should be target #1 for the submarine u.s.s. Bill Burr.
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
562 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:34 pm to
We need to bring back hardcore shaming to fight this degeneracy.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16246 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 2:36 pm to
Why don’t they also book a Beatles cover band so we can combine all the things I am disgusted by?
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