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re: New girlfriend having untethered/unsupervised rifling session in your room

Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:58 am to
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:58 am to
Congrats.

I've never seen a worse Alter post than yours.

The "devil's lettuce" was a nice touch, FWIW.
Posted by ChanaMasala
Member since Jan 2015
18 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:59 am to
Not an alter, just a long-time lurker.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:04 am to
Wait, she brought her mother?? That's just damned weird.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:08 am to
Best case: she has good intentions but wanting to re-decorate and so forth seems to be an indicator that she wants to implement the total control plan at some point. Bad for him. Doesn't matter for you. But it could cause friction with the roommate.

Worst case: only limited by the imagination.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7873 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:10 am to
Pics are now absolutely required.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3333 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:14 am to
Unless she bought him new furniture and a new flat screen this whole "redecorating" idea is fricked. OP, keep the updates coming!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27396 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:15 am to
Can I get a picture of her mother's taint?

No genitalia mind you, just the taint.


Report back.
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
13938 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:16 am to
I'd make them feel as uncomfortable as possible. A full family rummaging through a new guy's possessions. Deplorable.

How is your roommate okay with it? Is it too late to find new ones? Your room will be next.
This post was edited on 11/28/15 at 10:20 am
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68217 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:18 am to
You're the puss who allowed this. You should have said "NO." I hope they start rummaging through your stuff.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:21 am to
Plant some syringes in his room
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38768 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:30 am to
show them the laundry room
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3333 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:42 am to
Start walking around the apartment naked singing Christmas carols with a can of Cool Whip.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51396 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:46 am to
You are a pussy. It's your house. You have the right to withdraw permission and tell them to leave. Period.

Show some balls.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63313 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:47 am to
At least give him a heads up so he can get rid of dem boo boo stains.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:48 am to
well, I dunno about your roomie

I don't cotton to folks rummaging thru my stuff...it just ain't right!!!

Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51396 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:49 am to
He needs to tell them to leave. He never consented to a mass invasion by the barbarian horde.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:06 am to
The roommate must think this family is loaded rich and is just putting up with this stuff so he can marry into money or something.

Four strange women conducting a siege of your roommate's room. Can't end well.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:10 am to
I now think the whole thing is a troll. Church moms don't want their princess in a man's bedroom, Much less redecorating it to make it more homey for her.

Also, bringing the two smaller princesses and having them help is giving them the OK to do the same with an evil penisaurus of their choosing. Evangelical church moms would move Heaven and earth to keep any of this from happening, much less condone it and participate.

Aint happening.

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16096 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:18 am to
Say sure why not. When she shows up be totally nude and act like no biggie. In your case that shouldn't be too hard.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17175 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

A. That would be a serious breach of etiquette and the man code. I mean, the Golden Rule would be - "Would you want that if the roles were reversed?" Of course not.

B. I might consider talking to him on the sly. "Hey, buddy - your gal wants to surprise you by cleaning and redecorating your room. If you're cool with it, or if you need me to hide a couple of things first, I can let her. Otherwise, I can play it that you're funny about that and you didn't even like it when your mom did it."

That takes it out of your hands and gives you an out either way that he is likely to back. You don't owe her shite, baw.


Didn't read through all the posts, but this is the obvious answer here.

Cmon OP.......learn how to be a good bro
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