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Neighbors cat just got run over.

Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:52 pm
Posted by HillabeeBaw
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Member since May 2023
1466 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:52 pm
I'm figuring I'll bury it for her shortly. She hasn't made it home from work. On the bright side, I won't have to tag it with the trusty Red Rider BB gun anymore for shitting in and making a mess in my garden. Condolences
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51087 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:53 pm to
9 lives my arse
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12632 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

9 lives my arse


What makes you think his BB gun didn’t take the first 8?
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11651 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:54 pm to
I’m sure it’s appreciated
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28704 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:55 pm to
You ran over the cat didn't you
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:55 pm to
Damn I would be legitimately devastated if this happened to me.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
6145 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

On the bright side, I won't have to tag it with the trusty Red Rider BB gun anymore for shitting in and making a mess in my garden.


Did you run it over?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117682 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:55 pm to
Pussy
[DEFEATED] UNDEFEATED
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53737 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

You ran over the cat didn't you

Of course he did.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 3:56 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4314 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Neighbors cat just got run over.


quote:

I won't have to tag it with the trusty Red Rider BB gun anymore for shitting in and making a mess in my garden.


You definitely ran over that woman's cat.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13851 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I'm figuring I'll bury it for her shortly.


Ex wife pissed me off the other day when their cat died, In front of my kids, she threw it in the garbage can in a plastic bag.

Heartless bitch never cried when Old Yeller died either....... Should've known then.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 4:09 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113910 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:57 pm to
I remember when I was a kid I saw my cat get run over. It was across the street and something scared it and it took off running back to the house and it got laid out. I was laughing and crying at the same time because it was funny how it happened, but my cat was dead.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

On the bright side, I won't have to tag it with the trusty Red Rider BB gun anymore


Only pussy you've hit in a while.
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
1466 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 3:58 pm to
No, I didn't run over it. Took off at lunch today and heard the collision as I was taking the pool sweep out of the pool. Didn't see it. Driver just kept on driving like nothing happened.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 4:00 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42399 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:00 pm to
is the neighbor single?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124302 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:00 pm to
Cook her casserole and bring it over

After the death of a loved one the last thing you want to do is cook
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29482 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:00 pm to
When will you tell them it was you?
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
1466 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:01 pm to
Yea she's single, but a granny. Hard hard pass
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

as I was taking the pool sweep out of the pool


subtle I'm and OT baller and can afford to buy a house with a pool, low end baller, but baller. High end baller would be paying to have the pool work done.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16460 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

heard the collision


Exactly how big was this cat?
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