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Near misses and brushes with death

Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:27 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16117 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:27 am
Wrapped a car around a huge pine tree with no seatbelt on. If the car hit the tree head on I'd be dead. If the car went in sideways I'd be dead from it wrapping the tree. It hit at a weird angle right at the passenger side mirror. Flipped around one and a half times and was facing the tree about 15-20 yds away. I was the only one in the car and where I was sitting was the only place anyone could have survived. Have you ever had a scrape with death?

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This post was edited on 1/17/16 at 9:39 am
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6863 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Have you ever had a scrape with death?


your threads make me want to drink bleach
Posted by crazytiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2005
4368 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:28 am to
Congrats
Posted by bayoutiger225
Member since Nov 2009
466 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:30 am to
Plan b was as close as i got.
This post was edited on 1/17/16 at 9:55 am
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123637 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:31 am to
And from that day on you told yourself, you're going to be a disservice to Tigerdroppings.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:32 am to
I forgot to check a guy's knuckles before talking shite to him at a bar. Almost cost me my life.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:34 am to
Too many times to count.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124340 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:35 am to
2 plant explosions where I was supposed to be right where the explosion occurred but for some reason was not
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:35 am to
quote:

I forgot to check a guy's knuckles before talking shite to him at a bar. Almost cost me my life










Typical rookie mistake
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35751 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Have you ever had a scrape with death?


An arrow 1 inch left of my left eye.

I'm a lucky sob.
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:37 am to
I love Blue Bell ice cream.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38547 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:41 am to
I got mudchecked at the Twin Peaks.
This post was edited on 1/17/16 at 9:48 am
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:42 am to
Motorcycle accident, was riding along about 55-60 mph through a green light and an old pos turned right on red RIGHT in front of me. Ended up with only a broken hand an ribs after skidding for awhile. Made me think about A LOT after that day. I walked away but if my hand wouldn't have been broken I more than likely would've beat him to death. His excuse was he was changing his radio as he turned
Posted by zeebo
Hammond
Member since Jan 2008
5196 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:42 am to
Had girlfriend who lived in Aspen for 2 years. We went skiing together. I ski like a redneck. Challenged her to a race on a Black. Pointed my shite straight downhill and took off.

She screamed at me that I couldn't do that. I was flying. Half way down I spilled, but was ok and was so far ahead I found my equipment and coasted to victory. That was the last time I put myself in danger.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:46 am to
quote:

ad girlfriend who lived in Aspen for 2 years. We went skiing together. I ski like a redneck. Challenged her to a race on a Black. Pointed my shite straight downhill and took off.

She screamed at me that I couldn't do that. I was flying. Half way down I spilled, but was ok and was so far ahead I found my equipment and coasted to victory. That was the last time I put myself in danger











Terrifying. I'm just surprised that you lived through it.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16320 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:55 am to
Coworker was leaving the house where we were having a poker game and passed by the people that the affluenza kid would kill a few minutes later. He was going to stop, but he had to get home.
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9802 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:56 am to
I never liked the term "Near miss". We use it at work all the time. Here is what George Carlin had to say about the term.. LINK
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:59 am to
Ran over a cow doing about 80mph in a Isuzu pickup.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 10:02 am to
The condom broke on your mom
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117723 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 10:03 am to
Got T boned by a guy at the corner of Washington and Carrollton.

I was in the passenger seat of an accord, and it hit my side. Watched the impact thinkin I'm gone.
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