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re: Name a simple task that you can't complete

Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by leftcoastcajun
Pomona, CA
Member since Sep 2011
254 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:53 pm to
I can't and never have been able able to walk with a full cup of coffee and not spill some. Pisses me off every time.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202871 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Your trailer can't stay stable if its hit by a tornado.


But I can walk to the bathroom.............
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75855 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

 just pick up sushi rolls.


That's how you are supposed to eat sushi rolls.

Only hipster pussies use chopsticks to eat sushi.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:55 pm to
Wiping my arse



Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141891 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Last longer than 90 seconds in bed
try it with a woman
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131370 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:57 pm to
quote:


You also can't walk to the bathroom


neither of you have a reason to.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202871 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

neither of you have a reason to.



Depends on #1 Or # 2.................
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:58 pm to
You eat rolls with chopsticks, nigiri with your hands. Redneck
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

neither of you have a reason to.




that is blizzard cold, Freddie.

Love it.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54866 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:59 pm to
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Owlie, somebody needs to kick your arse


There's a line a mile long.

I've been on the waiting list for 3 years.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:00 pm to
Walking on the grass when there is a sidewalk.

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202871 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:02 pm to
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I've been on the waiting list for 3 years.


Owlie would take your fat arse in ONE PUNCH..............
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136804 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:02 pm to
I cannot keep a woman happy
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

I cannot keep a woman happy




Is there a definition of "happy" that means inflated?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
Put on a fitted sheet
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

But I can walk to the bathroom.............


I don't believe you.. You lie about everything else so I think you are full of shite.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33449 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
frick your mom

quote:

can't


shite nvm...
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71045 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 12:52 pm
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11373 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:04 pm to
I can't stop saying 'that's what I'm talkin about'
Even though sometimes...that is what I'm talkin about
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18755 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:05 pm to
I can't snap my fingers.
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