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My wife suggested I read this book at the beach
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:22 pm
I'm on Beach vacation and have read 2 books and have nothing left to read. So my wife says that I can read one of hers. The first line reads,
"There should have been a dark whisper in the wind."
Made me think of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Done.
"There should have been a dark whisper in the wind."
Made me think of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Done.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:25 pm to BestBanker
Us people from the bestbank don't read bruh
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:27 pm to BestBanker
well, I think I know what your problem is...you are not supposed to be reading books at the beach.
as a man, you are supposed to catch a mighty buzz and spend the day inconspicuously eyeing poon through your darkly shaded sunglasses...the book is just a diversion.
as a man, you are supposed to catch a mighty buzz and spend the day inconspicuously eyeing poon through your darkly shaded sunglasses...the book is just a diversion.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:29 pm to BestBanker
I'd say pics of wife, but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:33 pm to BestBanker
I didn't think people from the Westbank could read?
Just kidding... I'm a Bestbanker too.
Just kidding... I'm a Bestbanker too.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:34 pm to BestBanker
What's the name of the book?
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:37 pm to BestBanker
Well, dont leave us hanging. Was there a dark whisper in the wind or not??
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:41 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:
but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach
You should try a travel agent sometime.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:42 pm to Walt OReilly
Tell No One, by Harlan Coben
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:48 pm to BestBanker
quote:BBC romance porn
"There should have been a dark whisper in the wind."
she's starting to break down your barriers
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:48 pm to BestBanker
Pics of wife in bikini and books are for nerds
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:18 pm to BestBanker
Read "I hope they serve beer in Hell" by Tucker Max,,,,you will laugh the whole time
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:28 pm to BestBanker
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but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach
You should try a travel agent sometime.
If you stop and talk to that mf'er reading that book on the beach, you deserve the life long of antagonizing days ahead with her. And probably only missionary sex and no blowjibs, so she doesn't feel objectionized as a woman.
Bottom line, run!
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:29 pm to EvrybodysAllAmerican
Yes, it's called a fart.
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