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My wife suggested I read this book at the beach

Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:22 pm
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:22 pm
I'm on Beach vacation and have read 2 books and have nothing left to read. So my wife says that I can read one of hers. The first line reads,

"There should have been a dark whisper in the wind."


Made me think of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Done.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34509 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:25 pm to
Us people from the bestbank don't read bruh
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4034 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:25 pm to
pics?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56052 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:27 pm to
well, I think I know what your problem is...you are not supposed to be reading books at the beach.

as a man, you are supposed to catch a mighty buzz and spend the day inconspicuously eyeing poon through your darkly shaded sunglasses...the book is just a diversion.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:29 pm to
I'd say pics of wife, but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:33 pm to
I didn't think people from the Westbank could read?

Just kidding... I'm a Bestbanker too.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124493 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:34 pm to
What's the name of the book?
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11166 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:37 pm to
Well, dont leave us hanging. Was there a dark whisper in the wind or not??
Posted by Tony The Tiger
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2003
2593 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

pics?


Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach

You should try a travel agent sometime.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:42 pm to
Tell No One, by Harlan Coben
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175988 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

"There should have been a dark whisper in the wind."
BBC romance porn


she's starting to break down your barriers
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:48 pm to
Pics of wife in bikini and books are for nerds
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
1953 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:18 pm to
Read "I hope they serve beer in Hell" by Tucker Max,,,,you will laugh the whole time
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

but in my experience only fatties read books on the beach

You should try a travel agent sometime.


If you stop and talk to that mf'er reading that book on the beach, you deserve the life long of antagonizing days ahead with her. And probably only missionary sex and no blowjibs, so she doesn't feel objectionized as a woman.

Bottom line, run!
Posted by Dorsey07
Member since Nov 2007
417 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:29 pm to
Yes, it's called a fart.
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