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My wife is a terrible driver but she doesnt think so

Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4817 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:50 pm
People of OT, how did you convince your S/O that they are awful at driving?

My wife has:

1. Totaled her wrangler
2. scraped her accord
3. multiple tickets treating stop signs and red lights as optional

She once told me on her accord: I would back in until i hear a sound, then I know I hit the other car and that I need to turn to park the car

Now she drives a car with radar sensor and backup camera yet she thinks the beeping means there is still room.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36023 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:51 pm to
Move to Saudi Arabia. Women there can't drive.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:51 pm to
God luck, hope your kids don't inherit her stupidity.

ETA: dont buy her nice cars
This post was edited on 3/30/17 at 3:52 pm
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12738 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:52 pm to
Is she by chance Asian or African-American? The OT will need to know these pertinent facts before issuing any advice. And they will still advise you to PIIHB and degrade you for no pics.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

she thinks the beeping means there is still room.



It does. Solid noise means there is no more room.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65677 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

My wife is a terrible driver
There are things she does extremely well.

Just sayin'...
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15098 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by maximum overdrive
DFW
Member since Dec 2015
2205 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:53 pm to
Have you discussed any of this with her or are you afraid?
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4817 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:55 pm to
We have discussed it after the wrangler

then the accord

then the lexus


and yet she still thinks its not her. I am starting to think its all women in general
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:55 pm to
I hope she's extremely good looking or has a great personality or something, because she sounds really fricking dumb.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:55 pm to
You are just as dumb for buy her nicer cars each time. Make her pay for her own insurance and get her a corolla
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4817 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:56 pm to
Its quite the opposite. My wife out earns me by like 20k
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36023 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:56 pm to
William Davis's response is absolutely hilarious.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

It does. Solid noise means there is no more room.

In her case, he probably doesn't want to give her that much rope
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:57 pm to
ahhhh I see whats going on here then
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

My wife out earns me by like 20k


Then STFU and keep that pussy satisfied...
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4817 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:59 pm to
I already busted a nut on that book reading thread, so not tonight
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 3:59 pm to
Tell her to give me a holla...
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