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re: My mother-law just sent a text to my wife and I wishing us a happy anniversary

Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:21 pm to
If my card/gift isn't sitting at the coffee pot when she wakes up, it's pretty much pointless.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:22 pm to
Are you sure it's your anniversary? MIL could be sabotaging you, or she may have gotten the date wrong herself.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21436 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:27 pm to
I sure hope you posted this while driving, on your way to find a real nice gift. Now get off of TD for a second and make reservations at a real nice place for tonight.

Advice: Once you get the gift, make sure you kind of roughen up the wrapping and hide it somewhere in your vehicle. It will look like its been there a while. Then when you get home, walk in without it and immediately tell her Happy Anniversary. Then follow up with "Crap! I forgot your gift in the car/truck and return to get it.

You're welcome.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79160 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Are you sure it's your anniversary? MIL could be sabotaging you, or she may have gotten the date wrong herself.



I think they're both fricking with him. It's probably the 20th and they're both feeding him wrong dates to see if he can name the day under pressure.

From his response about the wedding, he really may not know
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16917 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

"11:30 works for me. I just have to be out of the house by 12:30 to pick the boys up."



OP thinks to himself, "Huh? What boys is she talking about?"
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27374 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:29 pm to
It's times like these that I am thankful for the fact that while my wife is crazy, she isn't that kind of crazy.

Then again, I make sure she has something sterling silver for every event under the sun. (she doesn't wear gold or platinum)
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16347 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:31 pm to
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I don't care if she pulls out copies of the invite with the date on them. Lie to her face with conviction and tell her they are wrong


After all, you can do some amazing things with Photoshop these days
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43092 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:34 pm to
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She then responded to my MIL's text to clarify that our anniversary is on the 21st. I'm freaking the frick out man.
awesome... and a blessing since you probably had nothing for 21st anyway
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:39 pm to
Serve her with divorce papers. She'll never see it coming.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43092 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
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I did learn the hard way that I had to tell him that even if we go on a trip for our anniversary...he still needs to get me a card
. very cool

My wife wont say a word and waits like a psychopath to see if I pass the test or not.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:08 pm to
Call the flower delivery company and tell them to tell your wife's job that they had a bad batch of flowers and had to scramble this morning to find new ones.

Then, order something from a place she knows out of town and leave work early to go pick it up and pretend you've had it all day.

Make some reservations.

Then, when you get home, tell her you thought she'd forgot and you didn't want to spoil her surprises because you didn't forget
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