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re: My last day at my job is today. What should I do?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:54 am to terd ferguson
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:54 am to terd ferguson
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:55 am to ksayetiger
Cry. Cry a lot. People remember you when you cry.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:57 am to ksayetiger
1. Purchase bottle of skunk scent
2. Just before you leave for the day put the bottle in a desk drawer, take the top off, close and lock the drawer.
3. Put keys for desk in someone else's desk
2. Just before you leave for the day put the bottle in a desk drawer, take the top off, close and lock the drawer.
3. Put keys for desk in someone else's desk
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:59 am to ksayetiger
Bring a gun in to work, put it to a coworker's head, then be like "GOTCHA hahah" and then just shoot them in the foot. It will be hilarious.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:05 am to ksayetiger
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:07 am to ksayetiger
go to lunch with a few of them and maybe buy them lunch.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:08 am to ksayetiger
Order enough pizza for everyone, then set up shop in the break room eating it. Do not share or even entertain the notion of inviting coworkers to join you.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:08 am to bigezsaint
(Drops mic)
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:17 am to lsu31always
quote:The first response is really the only one needed. This is the logical answer.
shite on their desks
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:20 am to lsu31always
quote:
shite on their desks
..after a 5th of vodka, make sure you shite on Debra's.
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 8:21 am
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:21 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"
I'm going to assume you cut off the first half of the quote and you actually stuck a pen IN your arse at work.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:21 am to tiger114
quote:
3. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your arse. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:24 am to ksayetiger
Too late to order now, but leave a few annoy-o-trons around the office.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:24 am to SetTheMood
quote:
I'm going to assume you cut off the first half of the quote and you actually stuck a pen IN your arse at work.
Actually I cut off the first part because it wasn't a pen... it was someone's toothbrush that I swirled all around in my sweaty arse crack.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:24 am to ksayetiger
Put out of order signs on all of the bathrooms.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:26 am to ksayetiger
Make a lot of rape jokes
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:28 am to LigerFan
Two words: Upper. Decker.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:29 am to LigerFan
quote:
Make a lot of rape jokes
trillhog is that you?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:31 am to ksayetiger
Burn all the french fries and forget to put the toys in the kid meals.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:32 am to TigerFred
Tell anyone u deal w today that you will have it Monday or u will get back to them next week. When they say they thought u were leaving say, I don't know what u are talking about.
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