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re: My cousin Randall wrote an essay for his Leadership class about Baskin Robbins

Posted on 10/13/15 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105409 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 5:25 pm to
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[img]no[/img] should any abbreviations be used in a paper.


I love when people frick up while giving lessons. Did you really just abbreviate "nor"?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35491 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 5:26 pm to
I thought this whole thing was some sort of shitty troll. This essay confirms it.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 5:36 pm to
your man randall is a cake boy

he's a disco dancing, oscar wilde reading, striessand ticket holding, friend of dorothy
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30575 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:09 pm to
I bet Randall has a baby with Char Keitha, has to drop out of school, and has to use his car savings to pay child support
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66422 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:19 pm to
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Then you have my co-worker Char’Kethia. Char’Kethia shows initiative in a negative manner. Not all initiative is positive. Her initiative is going to get her fired, as all she does is text in front of customers, give out free ice cream to her friends, and treat customers with little respect. If anything, her initiative needs to be to go back to grade school and take English classes because the brand of English she speaks is a travesty to the language. A customer asked for a certain flavor of Ice Cream that we ran out of and her response was “We ain’t got no mo’ of dat flava”. Another customer asked if we had any products that were lactose-intolerant friendly and Char’Kethia responded “I ain’t know wut j00 be talkin ‘bout”.

My co-worker J’Wallus is the opposite of Char’Kethia. He is showing initiative that will help him in the long run. He is taking classes at Northlake while working at the store. He is responsible, polite, and respectful. He grew up in a bad situation and says he works hard and goes to school so he can live a life separate than what he grew up in. J'Wallus lost a brother and two cousins to a drive by shooting 13 years ago. He is using a rough upbringing as his initiative to better himself. Char’Kethia could learn a lesson or to from J’Wallus.


i lost it at this part. where did you come up with these names?
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
5913 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:34 pm to
I love the weekly adventures of Randall and Baskin Robbins!!!!
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:44 pm to
I'm rooting for your cousin, acc.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:54 pm to
It's confirmed that all of this is an entire fabricated story.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80896 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:57 pm to
The melt this guy brings you to is quite comical.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166264 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 6:58 pm to
I'm pretty sure I'm making acno melt more. But frick, I'm here to collect the down votes
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15325 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:19 am to
I wanted so much to believe this was Paige's kid even though I knew there was no connection. Chad I recall that one time you were fricking with that kid in the ob who ended up posting pics of his old lady. That was the best troll job I've ever seen.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166264 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:27 am to
my talents go above many heads up round this board.
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:52 am to
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Chad504boy


Your level of care on these threads is concerning.
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:53 am to
WARNING, randall31 is not really Randall and is in no way affiliated with me
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27593 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:12 pm to
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WARNING, randall31 is not really Randall and is in no way affiliated with me


You sure about that, Marcus?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32429 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:17 pm to


Ok that's why ya hafta bump old threads?

Here's your attention you crave.
Posted by NewMoneyTrash
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
1384 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:19 pm to
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“I ain’t know wut j00 be talkin ‘bout”.

Dead!
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:41 pm to
A good friend of mine is facing a pretty serious issue at work. His name is Austin and he works at Baskin Robbins (Home of 31 Flavors). Austin is 25 years old and is a bit of a character, although he is an extremely loyal friend. He currently lives with his parents and spends, what is probably, too much time playing video games and watching anime.

Nevertheless, Austin got a job at BR in order to earn a little extra spending money (to purchase said video games) while he finishes up his General Studies degree from the local community college. He has always enjoyed working at 31 Flavors, as the work is not too difficult, and he gets free ice cream whenever he wants it. Recently, the staff added a new employee, Randall, to the fold and so began Austin's woes at work. Austin first described Randall to me as a, "squeaky clean little douche bag" who was always "eager to kiss someone's arse", but this description did not last for very long.

Apparently, Randall is a very good worker (on the surface at least) and is very motivated to do a good job, as he wants to purchase a vehicle, so he can "scope out some babes". However, when I picked Austin up from work the other night (he is currently without license due to a bogus marijuana charge) I could tell he was very upset. I asked him what was wrong, and he proceeded to tell me about what took place during his shift. He stated that the new guy, Randall, was in charge of the cash register tonight and that when it was time to count the drawer he started acting super sketchy.

According to Austin, Randall kept trying to find excuses to get the other employees (Char'Kethia and himself) away from the front. Char'Kethia ended up going to the back to change clothes for the gym and Austin noticed that for some reason this seemed to satisfy Randall. Which is odd to say the least. Austin suspected that Randall would "come up short" once the drawer was counted, but to his surprise he balanced perfectly. Then, as Char'Kethia bolted out the door without completing the rest of her duties (which is typical of her, as she frequently boasts that she "dindu nothing" during her shift), Randall volunteered to close up and urged Austin to "go ahead and enjoy your night".

Austin refused as he was the only employee there with a lock code. He could tell that this upset Randall, but after hanging around for a few minutes, Randall went ahead and left. Austin began doing his nightly checks and as he walked through the store turning off lights, he noticed something odd in the employee dressing room. Right before he flipped the light switch off he happened to glance up, and there in the ceiling tile was a small circular cutout. Austin found this very odd and climbed up on the bench to get a better look and that is when he saw it!

There hidden in the ceiling tile was a small camera with a memory card attached. At that moment, Austin realized why Randall had been acting so weird. He wanted Char'Kethia to go change so that he could record her in the nude! Then, he wanted Austin to leave early so he could close up and recover his camera. Austin was sick. The thought of an employee doing something like this was disgusting to him. This is why Austin was so distraught when I picked him up.

Now, he is at crossroads and is unsure of what to do. Should he confront Randall? Take the issue to management? Or destroy the camera and not mention the incident to anyone? We watched the video when we got back to Austin's parents house, and Char'Kethia is definitely on there along with a girl and GUY from a previous shift. This is a delicate issue and I don't know what to tell Austin. Please help.
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:45 pm to
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Hoyt




If you are going to parody Randall and his situation, at least put in effort like Hoyt did, not weak drive by trolling from "randall31"
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