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Mrs. Pimp and her freaking WAFB alerts. All Day long with this shite.

Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78359 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:23 pm
Mrs. Pimp: Oh my God! *suddenly and breathlessly
Pimp: What ?
Mrs Pimp: A dog was hit by an 18 wheeler in Mamou. And there was a shooting in Saskatchewan.
Pimp: WAFB alert?
Mrs Pimp: quit picking on me.

Thank you in advance for letting me get that off my chest. You may now return to the Japanese cartoon midget porn that sustains you.


Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:26 pm to
Often times when I'm in a meeting I hear about 8 out of 12 people's phones vibrate or ding at the exact same time

Usually a WAFB alert
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:26 pm to
pics
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7129 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:26 pm to
Anybody wanna know what I talk to my wife about on a daily basis?

Yeah didn't think so.

no one cares about your wife either except maybe the guy she is banging on the side
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:28 pm to
where in Mamou? that's right down the road from me
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78359 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

no one cares about your wife either except maybe the guy she is banging on the side

I'll tell you who cares about my wife .
WAFB and their freaking alert command division.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:30 pm to
in other news...

#BREAKING: All lanes of I-95 shut down in both directions near the Dade/Broward line after an FHP trooper finds a possible grenade.
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:34 pm to
Why are you spending so much time in the kitchen!?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:36 pm to
peanut butter is the devil's glue
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:38 pm to
more like mrs loser,amirite
Posted by SmokePurpleLiveGold2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
368 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:40 pm to
Pics of Mrs. Pimp ???
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Pics of Mrs. Pimp ???


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

You may now return to the Japanese cartoon midget porn that sustains you.




GOOD GOD! You are a filthy, disgusting little pervert, aren't you!? Not all of us are as depraved and vile as you!



























you know very well that I only get aroused for Mature Slovakian Squirt Bukake.
This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 1:55 pm
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12911 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:51 pm to
I just have a general question, and not to disrespect Mrs. pimp in any way......

Are IRL relations with an Asian person IRL blurry, like we've seen elsewhere?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78359 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:54 pm to
You know it, G. The naughty bits are pixel-blurred IRL during sexy time.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28085 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:56 pm to
That is the dumbest thing ever.

You should quit your job.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12911 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:58 pm to
Thank you for being so candid.
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:15 pm to
Why lie to him?
Posted by msflower
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
470 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:21 pm to
What is a WAFB alert and how do I sign up ?
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