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Mothers and their superpowers
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:26 pm
Since today everybody's mom is the best mom on the planet. Thought it would be interesting to share your mother's superpower that she uses/used to battle evil.
Mine's was The patient guilt trip. She never let us get to her. She just kept calm, put her head down and made us feel guilty until we obeyed. Damn powerful.
Mine's was The patient guilt trip. She never let us get to her. She just kept calm, put her head down and made us feel guilty until we obeyed. Damn powerful.
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Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:27 pm to contraryman
Is your mother Pete Townshend?
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:27 pm to contraryman
Mine would pull out this giant hairbrush from her purse and start swinging. That fricker hurt.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:38 pm to contraryman
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Mine's was The patient guilt trip.
She also does that thing with her tongue.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:49 pm to stout
Nice one Owlfan
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:50 pm to Tino
Thanks, TH03
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:50 pm to Tino
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:50 pm to stout
Take it back
Posted on 5/10/15 at 2:21 pm to contraryman
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Mothers and their superpowers
Mine could pull use a fly swatter and whoop my arse in the back seat while she drove down interstate.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 2:23 pm to contraryman
Mine got a yardstick so she could reach the back of the van.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 2:33 pm to contraryman
The ability to talk nonstop, ask nosy questions in rapid fire, and talk about personal things to people she barely knows.
To mom
To mom
Posted on 5/10/15 at 2:36 pm to contraryman
Making super sandwiches.
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 5/10/15 at 3:13 pm to contraryman
My mom uttering, "Wait till your Dad gets home!". Those words conjured up new styles of supreme arse whippings not yet experienced but certain to happen. I spent hours peeking at the time.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 3:39 pm to contraryman
my mom has the super power to guilt trip me about anything.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 3:42 pm to onelochevy
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Mine would pull out this giant hairbrush from her purse and start swinging. That fricker hurt.
Mine did the same but with a big wooden cooking spoon. One time I ducked it though and she broke her hand on the car and I laughed which was probably the dumbest thing I could have done since that meant I got the belt from my dad when I got home.
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 5/10/15 at 5:14 pm to contraryman
My mom could throw her slipper around a corner-
No shite- she'd be on the old corded phone, my brother and I wearing each other out over who was going to watch what, we'd take it down the hall off of our living room, only to get whacked moments later by an Isotoner that somehow traveled across the kitchen and living room and then made the left hand turn into the hall.
No shite- she'd be on the old corded phone, my brother and I wearing each other out over who was going to watch what, we'd take it down the hall off of our living room, only to get whacked moments later by an Isotoner that somehow traveled across the kitchen and living room and then made the left hand turn into the hall.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 5:18 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Egg and bacon sandwiches are what I remember fondest.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 5:28 pm to contraryman
My mom, had the ability to tell people all of our businesses when it was never their business. Thanks mom.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 5:37 pm to contraryman
My mom could be yelling at us with the meanest voice and if the phone rang she could instantly answer it in the sweetest voice ever.
Oh, and she is really good at finding the cloud in front of the silver lining.
Oh, and she is really good at finding the cloud in front of the silver lining.
Posted on 5/10/15 at 5:38 pm to MBclass83
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yardstick
My Mom was a seamstress, and would break them in half for better drag coefficient. I was a little Tazmanian a-hole, though.
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