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Most vulgar pick up line you have used that has worked out for you?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:52 pm
Was having a conversation today with some friends and one of them said he does better off being blunt and ultimately vulgar with the girls he is hitting on. Don't really see this method being the best way but was curious how many of y'all have made this work for you and what was said.
For me, freshman year at LSU I drunkenly told a girl to "come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye.
For me, freshman year at LSU I drunkenly told a girl to "come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye.
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Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:53 pm to Yaboylsu63
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"come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye
It's called an infection. Pretty bad one from the sounds of it.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:54 pm to Yaboylsu63
Hey you wanna get some pizza and frick ? What? You don't like pizza?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:55 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Lemme frick yo arse."
1 for 23 so far. Worth it.
1 for 23 so far. Worth it.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:56 pm to daltonvol
I like broccoli, wanna frick?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:56 pm to Yaboylsu63
Had a buddy that would walk up to girls in the club and ask them if they liked to suck dick. Sometimes he would get slapped and sometimes he would go home with one.
This was every time we went out.
This was every time we went out.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:57 pm to Yaboylsu63
Popular answer or not, most Women/Girls dont like to be talked to like whores. If you talk to one like a whore and she likes it, guess what?
You guessed it, shes probably a whore...
You guessed it, shes probably a whore...
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:59 pm to Yaboylsu63
Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
So don't try that line.
So don't try that line.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:00 pm to Tiger Nation 84
i had a girl sitting at a bar turn to me one time and say 'wanna frick?'
granted it only happened one time but that was a fun night
granted it only happened one time but that was a fun night
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:00 pm to Tiger Nation 84
Whores need lovin too.. Sometimes more than you realize
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:01 pm to Yaboylsu63
"You wanna play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I tell you lies."
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:02 pm to To the Dome
And to contribute cum makes your teeths whiter
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:02 pm to Tiger Nation 84
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You guessed it, shes probably a whore...
Well, that what I'm looking for so....
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:03 pm to lsunurse
quote:it'll work for some.
Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:03 pm to lsunurse
what about on a message board?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:05 pm to Yaboylsu63
Girl, you give me Pac Man fever! HABA! HABA! HABA!
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:08 pm to Peazey
"if I were a pony, would you ride me?"
or
"if I were a crawfish, would you suck my head?"
both worked well with making them laugh and sparked up interesting conversations with the ladies, which led to fornication and shared, mutual sexual pleasure.
or
"if I were a crawfish, would you suck my head?"
both worked well with making them laugh and sparked up interesting conversations with the ladies, which led to fornication and shared, mutual sexual pleasure.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:09 pm to Bama and Beer
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it'll work for some.
It really will.
I had a friend in college who said that the line "wanna frick?" Had worked 4/10 times for him. Now I saw some of the girls with whom he was hooking up. They weren't quality. But he operated on a pussy is pussy standard.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:09 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Your son posts on the OT. Want to make him the butt of a joke?"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:09 pm to partyboy1930
I gotta write some of these down lol
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