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Morgue employee accidentally creamated while taking a nap
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:04 am
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:04 am
quote:
According to the Beaumont Police Department, 48-year old Henri Paul Johnson decided to take a nap on a stretcher after working for sixteen hours straight.
While he was sleeping, another employee mistook him for the corpse of a 52-year old car accident victim and carried him to the crematory.
quote:
Jenna Davis, one of Henri Johnson’s coworkers, says she heard him scream for about 15 seconds after the crematory was activated.
This is what happens when you sleep on the job.
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This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 8:24 pm
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:05 am to Sampson
Ouch
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:05 am to Sampson
That just burns me up.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:05 am to Sampson
What an awful way to go. That other worker is retarded.
ETA: That can't possibly be real, can it?
ETA: That can't possibly be real, can it?
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:06 am to Hot Carl
He looked like a funny guy too
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:06 am to Sampson
Yeah, this sounds like a murder.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to Sampson
What the frick? How did he not wake up being moved? Damn that sucks. So the employee heard him scream for 15 Seconds and didn't try to stop it?
Eta NM I see that turned the fire off but it was too late.
Eta NM I see that turned the fire off but it was too late.
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 10:09 am
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to LNCHBOX
100% actually happened
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to Sampson
Fake news site, ya dope.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to Sampson
Sleeping on the job.... really burns my arse
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to Sampson
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to Sampson
I assume he was fully clothed. I figured they usually burned them without clothes. Either way, I'm glad I snore.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:07 am to phil good
Read the article. apparently they didn't know what the sound was initially and it was too late by the time the figured it out
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:08 am to LNCHBOX
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:08 am to Sampson
Fake news.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:08 am to Sampson
Also, I am skeptical of its veracity.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:08 am to BowDownToLSU
Was he sleeping naked?
I don't think they just cremate people fully clothed.
I don't think they just cremate people fully clothed.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:09 am to adam2000
Look at how many people just ran with this.
This is how you have hordes of people who believe the shite that comes out of politician's mouths.
This is how you have hordes of people who believe the shite that comes out of politician's mouths.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:09 am to ghost2most
I believed it 
Posted on 6/11/17 at 10:11 am to Finch
quote:
I don't think they just cremate people fully clothed.
Especially someone you know and work with and who was probably in some sort of medical professional clothing.
Love these satire sites, more for the reactions than anything.
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