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re: Mom describes her stretch marks as "glitter stripes" to her daughter

Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by High C
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:00 pm to


Found a picture of the mom from fifteen years ago.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

she told her daughter that her stretch marks are called “glitter stripes,” and that they’re something a woman earns with age.


It's as if she wants her daughter to grow up to be a stripper.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:02 pm to
Are there any "body positivity activists" that aren't disgusting whales?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:10 pm to
A lot of men with love handles will make fun of this woman.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:11 pm to
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Patriarchy didn't make her fat, hamburgers did


But who invented hamburgers? Checkmate cis-scum.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:15 pm to



Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:17 pm to
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“Oh you will get your glitter stripes when you get a little bit older baby!”
Judging from the healthy manner in which she's raising the poor girl, her glitter stripes will arrive sooner rather than later.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:24 pm to
Good grief these attention whores
Posted by maximum overdrive
DFW
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:25 pm to
Whoever down voted your posts probably takes themselves a little too serious.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:26 pm to
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Put it back in the ocean

Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:28 pm to
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A lot of men with love handles will make fun of this woman.
Men who aren't tossing on a thong speedo and proclaiming how hot they are and how they aren't ashamed of their bodies. They aren't demanding to be put on the cover of SI's body edition.

ETA: And notice that the men in the body issue of SI are not fat and out of shape.
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:30 pm to
Surprised the kid is not half black. Am I right?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:34 pm to
You never see:

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The truth is that John is right, Mark probably will get love handles when he’s older because even actors like Jack Nicholson have them (and love them!). So why would we ever feel bad about them? (Oh right, that little thing called the matriarchy)
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:37 pm to
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Put it back in the ocean


coastal flood warning
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:40 pm to
Legit
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:42 pm to
Motion to have size restrictions for bikinis
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:44 pm to
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Men who aren't tossing on a thong speedo and proclaiming how hot they are and how they aren't ashamed of their bodies. They aren't demanding to be put on the cover of SI's body edition.
How big of a pussy do you have to be to be put off by this?
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:49 pm to
There you go calling someone a pussy again, with little to no provocation.
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