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re: Miley Cyrus planning naked concert, including crowd

Posted on 10/14/15 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 2:41 pm to
So she gets in with an asterisk?

She'd be the Barry Bonds of dying young. I'm cool with that.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

She'd be the Barry Bonds of dying young.

I'm thinking more like Andrew Cunanan. Maybe sub-Andrew Cunanan.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18889 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

So, Is she lighting her pussy on fire...?


Watching this is about the only way I would want to see her nekkid.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66402 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:14 pm to
bet it smells like sardines.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46601 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

These lyrics are bad, and she should feel bad.


Really? "Milky, milky milk"?

Not only did you use a derivative adjective to describe the same noun, but you used it twice.

"The juicy, juicy juice"
"The fishy, fishy fish"


See how stupid that sounds?


you're talking about the same lyrical genius that wrote:

quote:

I won’t forget / Even one second we had / ‘Cause you might be gone / But you could never be dead / I heard of a seahorse named Sadie / I heard she was quite the lady / Maybe you’ll find her and you can make babies / That’d be kind of crazy / If Pablow the blowfish / Found love deep in the sea / Then that would mean / Pablow the blowfish / Is better off than here with me


and

quote:

I feel like a slab of butter that is melting in the Sun / Aggression melts away now that you and me are one / Now that you and me are one / Now that you and me are one / You turn me on [x4]



If these weren't co-written by Jaden Smith, I'd be shocked.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22064 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Yea that's where I want to be, completely naked in a crowd of other naked people with poor choice of music while a shaved mole rat and some other band prance around spraying me with god knows what..



Yeah, Ill pass.


You got somethings against GWAR?
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:19 pm to


quote:

If you oversexualized a Nickelodeon show from the early 90s. This is what it woul look like.


Nah dude. That's the door from Pee Wee's Playhouse
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124611 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:23 pm to
My god...and these people are getting Paid!?

I come up with better lyrics/
Every time I wipe my arse/
While these little morons/
Are making cold hard cash/
It seems my talent's wasted/
I'm afraid that it is true/
If I'm a Stephen King/
They are an Edgar Allen Poo/
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6362 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Nah dude. That's the door from Pee Wee's Playhouse



Well played.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109180 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

It wouldn't be real self-loathing (Cobain) or accidental ODing (Joplin), it would be solely to join the club and nothing else.


She's got 5 years to go, which is plenty of time to get to this point, and she already does Molly way too often.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78080 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 3:39 pm to
That place is going to get really rapey.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:06 pm to
Just judging by the way she carries herself, you can't rule out Darwinism. But suicide? No way. She's far too enamored of herself.

My predictions:
1. She lives to be 100 just to spite all the "h8ers". And because she has really long term plans for public annoyance.
2. She ODs strictly and purposefully to join the club. If nothing else, to bring the grading curve down for "legend" status.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109180 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:08 pm to
I'm saying OD more than suicide being the case.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:13 pm to
Purposeful ODing = suicide.

Hypothetical: She ODs at age 27. Would it be accidental or not? Of course not.
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1607 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:18 pm to
At least we will finally be able to tell her apart from Justin Bieber.

Then again....maybe not.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109180 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:19 pm to
I'm not saying she intentionally kills herself. I'm saying she has a wild night of partying she doesn't wake up from.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23075 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:20 pm to
O/U on number of rapes in the audience?
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65943 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

The Milky Milky Milk
Nope.

He looks weirder than her. Quite the task.







Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13152 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 5:52 pm to
I can only imagine the amount of people who are going to get raped in there.

quote:

O/U on number of rapes in the audience?



eta. I'm to late.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 5:53 pm
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