Miley Cyrus is "pansexual"

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I guess that means if you can fry it up in a pan she'll try to frick it.

It's amusing this whole idea of "pansexuality". Most people just call it being skanky.

Points:

1. She's "not in a relationship".
No shite. Nobody wants to have a girlfriend who could be found trying to frick all the neighbors at any given time.

2. "Exposing her breasts can lead to positive change in the world".
Or maybe it can lead to cheap publicity and diverting attention from her godawful music.

3. "I'm more extreme and badass than most guys".
No, dear. You are not. Not in this life or any other. Try again.

4. “If you get your t--- out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen".
Yes. That is certainly the history of "getting one's tits out". I hear they are making great strides toward curing cancer down at the strip club.

5. "Too many idiots in politics".
Thank god we have this shining beacon of intellect to point out who the idiots are.