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re: Men who think Kate Upton is fat are ghey..

Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Johnny3tears
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

lsu480

Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:20 am to
How is she hot?

Over weight with the size of a torso that I could cook breakfast for 20 people on
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:22 am to
And they always pop up when I play trivia crack .
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:23 am to
Her tits are saggy considering how young she is.

I see women every day who are much hotter than she is.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:23 am to
No arse, horrible hips.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:25 am to
Yep

Line up LSU sorority girls and you could easily find 100-200 that are far and away hotter than Fupaton
Posted by OceanMan
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:26 am to
No you dont
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:27 am to
If you have zero taste in women, why bash us

Seems highly unreasonable
Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:27 am to
I'm not ghey, yeah !!!!
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:27 am to
It's really not that hard, bro. Kate Upton is nothing special.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:29 am to
You have to remember most of the posters on here are either fat or incredibly cowardly when it comes to speaking to women, so of course they would love to fap to anything like that. Who wouldn't when your life sucks that much?
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:59 am to
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How is she hot?


If we played the game of hot or not, I don't think you could say "she's not." I mean, she's not hideous. If you saw her in a bar, most people would classify her as good looking.

And that's my point because I'm not defending her against people who think she's overrated.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 12:12 pm to
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How is she hot? 

Over weight with the size of a torso that I could cook breakfast for 20 people on



Post up a pic of your super skinny super model wife/gf
Posted by asurob1
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 12:31 pm to
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Post up a pic of your super skinny super model wife/gf


I don't need to post a pic of my wife to call a fatty fat.

Upton is a lard arse.

Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Post up a pic of your super skinny super model wife/gf



I mean if you want to get into a dick measuring contest, send me your info and I'll be glad to send you a dick pic
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 12:49 pm to
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Line up LSU sorority girls and you could easily find 100-200 that are far and away hotter than Fupaton


First off, I disagree. Secondly, all 100-200 of those girls would look almost identical. My job has me at a couple top tier sororities at least once or twice a semester, and I have yet to see a girl at any of them who even approaches Kate Upton in terms of any measurable beauty category. Thirdly, the reason Kate Upton is so highly regarded is because she stands out. She has that certain je ne sais quoi that turns a model into a super model. It's the same thing that Marilyn Monroe had. Hannah Davis is beautiful, but her fifteen minutes will be up in June. We'll still be talking about Kate Upton in ten years. If she manages to choke on a ham sandwich or Verlander's dong, we'll be talking about her forever.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 12:54 pm to
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First off, I disagree.


It's simple math, my Brupton

LSU has >1,000 females in sororities....so you're saying it's impossible for 15 to 20 percent of them to be incredible hot? Clearly you've had some bad experience or something because I can go down and hand-pick 15-20 (on average) out of most sororities that blow Upton away with face, body, curves, personality, etc.

If you can't, then see my previous post about being an insecure fatass who faos to internet broads for a living

And thanks for proving my point, BTW. If you want some plain jane like Upton, there are tons of college girls that have no curves with big tits and butter faces.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 1:12 pm to
Y'all act like she's TRex from Orgazmo
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 1:16 pm to
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If you want some plain jane like Upton




quote:

there are tons of college girls that have no curves with big tits and butter faces.


Okay, brah. Calm down. You want me to admit that she's carrying a little extra weight and her hips/butt have kind of an awkward, funny shape to them? Fine. I'll stipulate to that. Of course, ANY of us in unretouched photos are going to have a litany of objective flaws that experts can easily analyze to death.

But, "no curves"? "Butterface"? Brother, you crazy.

Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 1:17 pm to
She really doesn't have curves, bro. Big tits, yes, but no arse and no hips. She carries weight in all the wrong places.
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