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Massage Happy Endings
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:22 am
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:22 am
Help settle a debate I had with my girlfriend last night. Neither of us have ever gotten a professional massage before and are entertaining the idea. She would want a couples massage to prevent the possibility of me receiving a happy ending. My response is that thought is far fetched and doesn't normally happen in real life with professionals. What says the OT?
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:24 am to SallyWheeler
Far fetched unless your in Kenner or in the French quarter. One place on airline as well.
Not that I've done it before
Not that I've done it before
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:25 am to SallyWheeler
your g/f has been watching too much porn.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:25 am to SallyWheeler
quote:
She would want a couples massage to prevent the possibility of me receiving a happy ending.
Sounds like y'all got bigger issues than a back rub.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:25 am to SallyWheeler
I don't do massages without happy endings. I walk in and 1 hour later I am walking out with a smile 
Pics of gf too
Pics of gf too
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:25 am to SallyWheeler
Are you in Houston?
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:26 am to SallyWheeler
Just tell her you only get a happy ending if you got money for "tippy".
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:26 am to SallyWheeler
if you go to a legit spa, no. if you go to bangkok spa or a massage house located in an alley, then yes.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:26 am to SallyWheeler
If you go to a real place and not the shitholes with "Chinese massage" written on them then yeah it's very far fetched. Can't blame her because once in a while we see massage "parlors" getting raided around the Baton Rouge metro area. Usually dragging raggedy arse Asian ladies out of fleabag strip malls.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:28 am to BeerMoney
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raggedy arse Asian ladies
AKA "sex salves".
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:28 am to SallyWheeler
I have been getting professional massages at legit places for years. There was never a situation where it would happen. Never asked for and never offered.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:34 am to SallyWheeler
Go to a reputable place, NOT run by Asians and I don't think you can even ask for one without being invited to leave.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:42 am to Displaced
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your g/f has been watching too much porn.
Every city has these places. shite, I have a friend in a New York that had one in his three-story walk-up building on the east side. We used to watch customers come in on his closed circuit monitor that the building provided.
They're everywhere if you go looking for them.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:44 am to SallyWheeler
Way far fetched. Sorry your girlfriend is very insecure. Get a deep tissue massage nothing pleasurable about it unless you enjoy pain.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:44 am to SallyWheeler
quote:
She would want a couples massage to prevent the possibility of me receiving a happy ending
in other news my wife is trying to find an asian spa where they will give us both happy endings at the same time.
you need a new GF
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:49 am to CAD703X
Ha I think she doesn't want me to get one and her not.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:53 am to SallyWheeler
The best massage places will give you a extremely subtle "happy starting". You need to tip them before the massage starts. The girlfriend will never have a clue.....
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:55 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Sounds like y'all got bigger issues than a back rub.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:55 am to SallyWheeler
Your girlfriend sounds like she has the maturity level and intellect of a twelve year-old. She doesn't trust you and she thinks that everyone involved with massage therapy is a prostitute. That you are in a relationship with someone like this says what about you....?
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:56 am to Shexter
why so many uptight girlfriends?? my SO thinks it would be hot to watch and she's not exactly worried that i'm going to leave her for some asian masseuse that gives hand jobs.
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