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Jim Rockford
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Member since May 2011
42880 posts

Martha Stewart is looking for love

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Image: http://pictures.match.com/pictures/77/45/150657745Z.jpeg

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71 year old woman
New York, New York, United States

Seeking: men 55-70
Within: 50 Miles of New York, New York, United States

Relationship: Divorced
Have kids: Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids: No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Body type: Athletic and toned
Height: 5'9" (175cms)
Faith: I'll tell you later
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker





Brosef Stalin
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
11497 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
IWMI


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rondo
Ark-Little Rock Fan
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
63941 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
Billionaire old lady?

Sign me up


S
Mercer Fan
Quincomplete pass #DBU
Member since Jan 2007
65560 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
uh huh


RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
101361 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
She's a witch. I've had dealings with her (her people) and can't imagine living with that.


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geauxtigers87
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NOLA
Member since Mar 2011
11184 posts

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Tiger Authority
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2007
29475 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.


Darla Hood
LA-Lafayette Fan
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
5365 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
All that money sure buys great plastic surgery.


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Birdie King
LSU Fan
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
6931 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
I winked



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The Future
Iowa State Fan
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
I would destroy


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Arkla Missy
Arkansas Fan
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
9596 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
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She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.



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RedMustang
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2011
4814 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
That picture looks way better than she does IRL. I also wouldn't say her body is "athletic and toned."
IWNHI, unless she paid me say $10,000 or so.


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Jax-Tiger
LSU Fan
Portland, OR
Member since Jan 2005
9424 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
Wookin' Pa Nub...


Cecil D Diesel
USA Fan
Shaolin
Member since Mar 2011
8989 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
Shit, I'd go on a date with Martha, though she's got me by a few decades.


lsuwontonwrap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
18979 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
I've seen a lot worse at a lot younger.


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TrueTiger
North Texas Fan
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
15389 posts

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OldHickory
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
3028 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
Damnnnnn


DrSteveBrule
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7060 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.


RedMustang
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2011
4814 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
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Posted by DrSteveBrule Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.


Not true. After thinking three times, I still won't touch it with a ten foot pole.


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LooseCannon22282
South Alabama Fan
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2008
17973 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love
I remember that booming fart she cut on Family Guy.


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