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Married Baws - How Often Your Wife Get Dat Headache?

Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:10 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:10 pm
Seems like this broad flops on the floor and grabs her head every Wednesday/Thursday resulting in me doing all the woman work round here while she lays up. All this despite my 10 hour day at the office. She'll be fine tomorrow. Anyone else got a wife tapping out of her wife duties every week?

Y'all don't want pics. We both 40 and got kids.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77976 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:12 pm to
Sorry. I don't speak Baw.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:12 pm to
Sounds like wed/thurs is the day the BBC UPS man is plowing her so hard she gets headaches
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:13 pm to
I'm getting a headache from all the threads with no pics today. Post pics of wife or GTFO.
Posted by 3en
Member since May 2015
507 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:14 pm to
What time slot is SFP giving you for "Male Bitch Session: Is it ever too late to take the red pill"? I'll tune in then.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:14 pm to
shite I wish. At least someone would be hitting it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

Y'all don't want pics. We both 40 and got kids.
You married poorly, there's not much anyone here can do for you.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21924 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:15 pm to
I go to bed with a red bull and a Tylenol every night.

Red Bull for if she's tired, Tylenol in case she has a headache
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59515 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:15 pm to
Bitch, you need to quit complaining and get back in that kitchen and wash her dishes.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:16 pm to
Your wife never has a headache, but her gash gets sore.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:16 pm to
Yeah I didn't think that shite through for sure. Went to her high school reunion a while back and had a couple of 55 year old dudes in there that did it right.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30575 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:16 pm to
Stay at home wife that stops her duties a few days a week, and never gives it up? Sounds like you need a replacement
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7708 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:17 pm to
Erryday. I got an arm like Popeye.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58131 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:17 pm to
Meh, they sometimes fake it because they hate you and don't want to put out. Other option is you are a lazy piece of shite and not providing properly for your family and she's stressing the fck out and getting head aches.
Either way, congrats
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38900 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

Sounds like wed/thurs is the day the BBC UPS man is plowing her so hard she gets headaches


Watching those pornhub cuckold videos huh?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:32 pm to
My wife isn't a lazy c word
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:35 pm to
Wife only had one headache. It's lasted for 10 years.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18845 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Seems like this broad flops on the floor and grabs her head every Wednesday/Thursday resulting in me doing all the woman work


I'm glad you got stuck wit dat broad!!!

I'm lucky. Mine don't even use the headache excuse when I want to fuk. .... she just says yes or no. Mostly yes thank God!!
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:44 pm to
In 12 years of marriage, I've never had a "headache"

You could always tell your wife, there's always some other woman nearby with "Tylenol". However, it might not go over well with her.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28174 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

In 12 years of marriage, I've never had a "headache"


Yep.

My wife lives by the Spicy Stacy quote.
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