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re: Marine attacks new roommate in wake of threesome after burger dispute
Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:47 pm to LSUballs
Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:47 pm to LSUballs
quote:
This is the type of shite that happens when you invite a homeless guy to come live with you and let him boink your wife.
One incident like this is going to scare you away from inviting the homeless into your house to bang your wife? Wow, it must be sad going through life with such a cynical outlook.....
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Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:50 pm to arseinclarse
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Chaney brought a spoonful of meat into the bathroom to have them taste-test it
I'm thinking something along these lines -
Chaney - "Hey, Martin, wanna taste my meat? It's hot & tasty. Your wife loved it."
Martin Miller - "F*ck you" and swats the spoon sending the meat into the tub.
Chaney takes another stab - "Martin, last chance to get my meat in your nouth."
Martin - "F*ck you, now I'm gonna kick your arse!"
Posted on 9/17/14 at 4:04 pm to Shexter
Speaking of threesomes and arse whoopings, arse, do you know these guys? I find it hard to believe this hasn't been posted, but I searched....
LINK
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According to a police report filed obtained from the New Orleans Police Department, Matthew Hemmer, an attorney for Morris Bart LLC, was attacked while boarding an elevator in the lobby of 909 Poydras St. in New Orleans, where Morris Bart LLC is located, on Thursday, Sept. 4.
Hemmer’s attacker was Matthew Quinn, 33, who, according to the police report, admitted to confronting and then attacking Hemmer for allegedly having an affair with co-worker Leslie Dalton, Quinn’s wife, who also is an attorney at Morris Bart LLC
LINK
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:29 am to Cold Cous Cous
He had it coming with a tie like that
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:52 am to LucasP
quote:
One incident like this is going to scare you away from inviting the homeless into your house to bang your wife? Wow, it must be sad going through life with such a cynical outlook.....
quote:
She was severely bi-polar and had been cheating on me, the final straw and what ultimately caused me to spend the better part of two years in jail was coming home early from work and finding her......
I like the irony... intended or not.
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 8:57 am
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:58 am to The Mick
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Thread title of the month candidate.
Agreed, thread title is solid, but I don't know how you can leave out the hobo factor and ground meat in the tub.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 8:59 am to SouthOfSouth
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Don't ever take a homeless man's food and throw it into a bathtub with a naked woman who is totally cool with getting double penetrated... You'll end up in prison.
exactly
words to live by
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:02 am to SouthOfSouth
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Don't ever take a homeless man's food and throw it into a bathtub with a naked woman who is totally cool with getting double penetrated... You'll end up in prison.
Sounds like a Directv commercial.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 9:51 am to arseinclarse
eating in the bathroom is 
...
everything else in that story works, though.
... everything else in that story works, though.
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