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re: Man with Giant Johnson Claims it's a Disabilty (NSFW)

Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

can somebody explain to me the point of fame if you're poor as shite and can't get laid?



No shite.. He must like to sign autographs or something, but he could have a reduction and still have a huge hammer.
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

I guess I don't understand how this keeps him from working.


You obviously don't have big dick problems. It's a blessing and a curse.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38686 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

If you look at the video, that's a fake dick.


The doctors that examined him said its mostly foreskin....the actual dick is normal size.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:51 pm to
When your chair keeps rolling over your pecker, I guess it IS hard to work.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65907 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:51 pm to
well yeah, the dumbass tied weights to it to try to stretch it.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53793 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:52 pm to


What's with this one sleeve up, one sleeve down shite?
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:57 pm to
Poor bunny never stood a chance
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 4:38 pm
Posted by That's BS
Smoothie King Center
Member since Jan 2012
1783 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.


Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24165 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:25 pm to
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meh. I've seen bigger walking across the quad on a Tuesday.


I just laughed so loud, my dog was scared.

/thread
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:26 pm to
i feel his pain
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175876 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

can somebody explain to me the point of fame if you're poor as shite and can't get laid?

would have been a great question for the podcast
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24165 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

The doctors that examined him said its mostly foreskin....the actual dick is normal size.



Thanks a-hole. Now for the first time in my life, I'm interested in seeing a guy's dick.


How the frick can you have a foot of foreskin?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24165 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:28 pm to
quote:


i feel his pain


So, was it mostly foreskin?
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:36 pm to
"Wen I wah thuhteen, twelve inch."
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20502 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

How the frick can you have a foot of foreskin?




He tied weights to it to make it longer, but apparently he tied them to the foreskin.

The penis is about 7 inches. The rest is foreskin.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10149 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:59 pm to
Right sleeve rolled up


Just got done workin it
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Why is he starving?


Hell, he's got a week's worth of round steak between his legs to chew on.
Posted by k wilk
Member since Nov 2008
660 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

While living in the USA, Roberto did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.


Uhh, ya think?
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:06 pm to
quote:




Could get a part in a movie.

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