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Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:40 pm
quote:

Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.


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Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:41 pm to
that's some nightmare shite right there
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:41 pm to
Great thread title.
Man those Asian toilets are scary.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32673 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:42 pm to
frick that
Posted by Rouxtoot
South of i10
Member since Apr 2016
29 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:42 pm to
Guess that's what you get for sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:42 pm to
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

for his usual 30 minutes of morning business


30 minutes? WTF did this guy eat?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong


I guess the story about how Asian parents name their kids is true.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:44 pm to
I would lose my shite
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30561 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Khon Khao Bang Pakong

One hell of a name right there
Posted by Wermanium
Member since Apr 2016
754 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:45 pm to
Holy crap!
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73568 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

30 minutes? WTF did this guy eat?


Exactly
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:46 pm to
Well frick. I'm ordering these.

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Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

30 minutes? WTF did this guy eat?


2 minutes to take care of business, 28 minutes to browse the OT.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10542 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84787 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:47 pm to
Between this and the anal fistulas thread title yesterday the OT is bringing it. Much like that thread, I'm not sure why I clicked on this title either.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:48 pm to
Looks like he won't be looking
quote:

Atthaporn

for a while.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4043 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

Now that's a headline
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3537 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:50 pm to
Not only would I not be smiling but anyone else smiling would be kicked out the room.
Posted by cstev12
Houston
Member since Mar 2010
795 posts
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:52 pm to
I was just about to go take a dump but going to suck this one back up.
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