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Man impales self while fleeing gated apartment complex (NSFW?)

Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:45 pm
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:45 pm



" A man who witnesses said was trying to hop the gate of a Sacramento apartment complex ended up impaling himself on the wrought iron fence."

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Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:49 pm to
Could be worse...could've ripped his sack open
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:50 pm to
could have been worse:


Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56042 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:54 pm to
holy hell, that looks bad...
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:59 pm to
Lawsuit coming for "dangerous environment". Guy will settle for 100k.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7637 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:13 pm to
I remember seeing that in the newspaper. Didn't it happen in Louisiana?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40018 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:13 pm to
Holy shite, that dudes lucky to be alive.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:20 pm to
This happened in Tuscaloosa a couple weeks ago. Dude got beat with a baseball bat while his leg was impaled on a fence. So yeah, could always be worse...

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Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1239 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:28 pm to


Holy shite, look at that guy!
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35668 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:40 pm to
Get Rick grimes on the case

This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 8:41 pm
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

So yeah, could always be worse...


The worst ever was the dude fleeing from cops who jumped off the overpass. His head hit the spiked fence and stayed while his now headless body hit the ground.

Crazy stuff but it was printed in the newspaper. Pretty graphic. Seriously do not look unless you want to see what I have described above. Dude's face actually looks peaceful, it is just the WTF factor that really gets you. You think it has to be fake but it has been confirmed as true.

I removed the link (don't want to get in trouble for anything if it is wrong) but lets just say to google " Snopes wrought iron fence decapitation"
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8760 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:22 pm to
Damn. That's a brutal way to go
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Damn. That's a brutal way to go


Indeed. I have to say that I love Snopes for investigating and getting the true story. If that puts you in the mood for more, then there is the one titled "tine traveler". It is the xray of a 70 year old man who for some reason thought that sticking a fork into his urethra thru an opening in an appendage that should be "exit only" would be fun.

Then there is "Fork Chop" which is a small boy who somehow impaled a fork thru his nose at a restaurant. Poor baby! It also shows him smiling afterwards with the prong mark punctures still visible.

Gory stuff doesn't bother me. I have had to pick brain pieces out of the grass at accidents as a first responder - but for some reason cutting raw meat at home grosses me out.



This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 9:36 pm
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