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Man hides in forest for 10 years to escape nagging wife
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:24 am
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:24 am
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Not sure why this warrants an article written about it, but I snickered at the title.
From New Zealand
Not sure why this warrants an article written about it, but I snickered at the title.
From New Zealand
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A gardener got so fed up with his wife's nagging he ran away from home and lived in the woods for ten years.
Malcolm Applegate, 62, was married to his wife for three years before upping sticks after the relationship reached breaking point.
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He secretly left his family home when increased working hours angered his wife, but the gardener has now told how he emerged from hiding.
After leaving, Malcolm camped in "thick woodland" near Kingston, south west London, while working on gardens at a community centre for the elderly.
He said: "There were three of us camping.
"They were just camping around with me because at the time I was working in the centre and we used to go there for a wash and a shower.
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Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:31 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
We've all thought about it...
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:32 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Malcolm Applegate, 62, was married to his wife for three years before upping sticks after the relationship reached breaking point.
Ole baw just picked em poorly.
If 3 yrs of marriage is literally making you head for the hills, then you suck at picking a woman.
This post was edited on 10/16/17 at 1:33 am
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:34 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Probably gonna be some of the best years of his life when he looks back at it.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:35 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Would I flee the most insufferable woman at 62 for the forest giving no fricks? Sherwood.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:38 am to Sao
:slowclap:
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:44 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 10/16/17 at 1:49 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Reason 357 why I don’t plan on ever getting married
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:28 am to 225bred
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If 3 yrs of marriage is literally making you head for the hills, then you suck at picking a woman.
nah... women change.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:52 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
I bet she had a big list waiting for him.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 7:02 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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upping sticks
Welp, I found a new phrase
Posted on 10/16/17 at 7:38 am to justausedcarguy
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We've all thought about it...
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:05 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
In some ways, a modern day Rip Van Winkle.
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