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Man flies to China, waits 10 days to meet online girlfriend who never shows up

Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:39 pm
Posted by Phat Phil
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:39 pm
LINK

Trolled
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:41 pm to
i feel his pain
Posted by Eightballjacket
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:42 pm to
I'm heading back home after eight days.
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:42 pm to
Must've been a LLOTOT. You have an equal chance of meeting one.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Probed further on why she remained MIA when Cirk tried contacting her after his arrival in China, Zhang revealed that she had turned off her phone as she was undergoing cosmetic surgery procedures in another Chinese city.


That pesky penis was probably in her way
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:44 pm to
day nine's email:

that's it! i'm only giving you ONE LAST DAY before i go home!

sorry, i didn't mean to yell.
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 5:45 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:47 pm to
when i made an 8 hour drive to see this one chick she kind of got silent as i was driving

i was REALLY worried things were going to end poorly
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:49 pm to
omg slo
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:49 pm to
Sum Ting Wong?
Posted by pennypacker3
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:51 pm to
Loser!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:52 pm to
it was one of the best nights of my life, so no regrets

well one. i should have stayed that 2nd night
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

when i made an 8 hour drive to see this one chick she kind of got silent as i was driving

i was REALLY worried things were going to end poorly



Dude your cringe level is increasing exponentially
Posted by Yellerhammer5
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:54 pm to
I don't understand this at all. Why wouldn't she be eager to meet this handsome gentleman?

Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:54 pm to
bastard
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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134860 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:55 pm to
Who wouldn't want to meet someone who mainlines urine?
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:56 pm to
And she's the one getting cosmetic surgery.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:59 pm to
No worries bro. I was stood up once for a date at Starbucks...in Middle School...

LOSER!!!!

Jk

Feel better psyche
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14450 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 6:37 pm to
I bet she walked in got a good look and kept on walking .
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