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Man fired for farting too much

Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:12 pm
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:12 pm
A company that makes pork roll in southern NJ has fired an employee because he farted constantly. The employee claims he has gastric problems. Lawsuit time as it stinks. Check nj.com
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:12 pm to
Grow up, Jo
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16565 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:13 pm to
Nasty bastard deserved it. Hope his coworkers sue him for being a stinky tPOS.
Posted by CuseTiger
On the road
Member since Jul 2013
8202 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:13 pm to
Can you link the article?
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:13 pm to
link?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:13 pm to
Sounds like a toxic situation.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

The employee claims he has gastric problems.

there's pills for that. go to the bathroom or gtfo.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:14 pm to
I would have been collecting unemployment long ago.
Posted by Odinson
Asgard
Member since Apr 2014
2752 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:15 pm to
This post is full of hot air.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6208 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:16 pm to
He didn't master the art of the SBD?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26532 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:18 pm to
I guess I would be fired as well?.

Side note... We had an anesthesiologist at work that was the master of crop dusting... Don't know how he got away with it...
This post was edited on 10/2/15 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:18 pm to
I worked for a company once that had a lady working there with Crohn's disease. We went on a trip and I got stuck next to her on the flight because I was low man on the totem pole and really didn't have a grasp on the intensity of the situation.

Over the 3 hours on the flight I smelled things no one should be forced to smell. I thought she shite her pants.

A guy a row behind me leaned forward, tapped me on the shoulder and suggested I go to the bathroom. The glare I returned to him said it all... He knew it wasn't me.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62763 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:20 pm to
Well, most everyone agrees that you can be "fired for any reason".
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

I worked for a company once that had a lady working there with Crohn's disease. We went on a trip and I got stuck next to her on the flight because I was low man on the totem pole and really didn't have a grasp on the intensity of the situation.

Over the 3 hours on the flight I smelled things no one should be forced to smell. I thought she shite her pants


Was she hot?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:22 pm to
No. She was in her 50's.

Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/2/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:23 pm to
Didn't Hitler nave "chronic flatulence"?

Scent of the Fuhrer

quote:

His private physician, Dr. Theo Morell, recorded in his diary that after Hitler downed a typical vegetable platter, “constipation and colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before.”
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5673 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:24 pm to
We had an old lady shite next to us on a flight once. It was a lot of sign language between us and the stewardess
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56318 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 12:27 pm to
Your lack of a link makes me believe it's you.
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