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Man Charged With Trying to Kill Mannequin

Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:30 am
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:30 am
That's a whole new level of sucking at life


The unusual charge of attempted murder, but of a human decoy, was lodged Tuesday against Shane Allen Schindler at a hearing in which a justice of the peace ordered Schindler to undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Police say surveillance video shows Schindler creep up and hit the mannequin in the head, using two-handed swings of the 4-pound hammer.


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Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:32 am to
What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59606 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:34 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?


well its similar to those decoy deer W&F puts out to catch poachers.

sounds like this guy is sick
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35060 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Trying to Kill Mannequin


He didn't even succeed. What a loser.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:37 am to
quote:

well its similar to those decoy deer W&F puts out to catch poachers


Those poachers are actively hunting out of season. They deserve the penalties given as a result.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17129 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:38 am to
Well, with OJ slated for parole this summer they gotta get a young guy into the pipeline to fill the prison industrial opening long term. Get the young to replace the elderly. OJ about to turn 70 and those old NFL injuries gotta be a strain on the med system, eating into profits.

It's a prison as business nation now. Gotta keep the "inventory" at max profit levels. Non violent, youthful (healthy), inventory is in the best interests for the prison investors. In lieu of non-violent settle for young.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8059 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:38 am to
quote:

sounds like this guy is sick


Yeah someone has been going around smashing homeless dudes on the head while sleeping here. I think two died. Smart setup operation.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20361 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:52 am to
Was it this guy?

Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:55 am to
The most unusual part of this story is that it didn't happen bin Florida.

Which Vegas isn't that much of a surprise tbh.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18901 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:55 am to
Well this changes things.

quote:

A man has been charged in Las Vegas with using a hammer to try to kill a mannequin that police positioned to resemble a sleeping homeless person in an area where two men had been bludgeoned to death just weeks before.


This went from WTF? to "good police work" pretty fast with that sentence.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:57 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?


Can it give written consent?
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
707 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:59 am to
Must have been quite the *puts on sunglasses* challenge.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:00 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?




It starts with the mannequins... it ends with our fleshlight bros doing hard time
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:02 am to
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Well, with OJ slated for parole this summer they gotta get a young guy into the pipeline to fill the prison industrial opening long term. Get the young to replace the elderly. OJ about to turn 70 and those old NFL injuries gotta be a strain on the med system, eating into profits.

It's a prison as business nation now. Gotta keep the "inventory" at max profit levels. Non violent, youthful (healthy), inventory is in the best interests for the prison investors. In lieu of non-violent settle for young.


This is one of the stupidest posts I've seen on this site with regards to the thread topic. Congrats on joining TD's elite.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20880 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?



I always find it funny when the DA relies on mens rea to secure one conviction while arguing it shouldn't be required in the next.

All about keeping the prison lobby happy.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5360 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:21 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?
Who do you think the SJWs would rather see have civil rights? Blow up doll or unborn baby?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13898 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

What's next? Rape charges for fricking a blow up doll?


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