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re: Male Peacock Spiders perform a neat mating dance to woo females and avoid being eaten

Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21465 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:18 pm to
Brb
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11040 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

I guess it happens to all of us at some point in life


No, there is never premature. It’s right on time every time.

Also, that looks like the Fuzzrocious Lil Fella

This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 6:36 pm
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1180 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:37 pm to


Is it just me or is this little guy smiling?
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 6:48 pm
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12922 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:44 pm to
One them is definitely doing the stanky leg.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27473 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:35 pm to
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My white arse would get eaten. Can’t dance for shite and look like I’m having a seizure.


Man, allow me to introduce you to high proof bourbon and bounce music.

You'll be cutting a rug in no time baw.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55130 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30280 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:08 pm to
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that send good vibrations through the ground towards the female


I think they just make up some of this. They have no way of knowing that the tiny spider is vibrating the ground.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21465 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:34 pm to
GRT’s dance is prettier.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29151 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:39 pm to
This one is my favorite. He seems simple.

Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10588 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:43 pm to
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Is it just me or is this little guy smiling?


You would too if you had a 360 degree vision/camera on your head from birth

Frickin Australia man. Always Australia.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 9:44 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45837 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:31 pm to
"When threatened... they twerk."
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5163 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 8:33 am to
I do something very similar while standing on the foot of the bed….works every time.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17586 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 8:38 am to
That's some funny shite.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65851 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 8:43 am to
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He’s either landing planes on the deck of a spider aircraft carrier or he’s trying out for the group “The Village Spiders”.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17303 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 8:55 am to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54661 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 9:02 am to
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He’s either landing planes on the deck of a spider aircraft carrier or he’s trying out for the group “The Village Spiders”.

Both are wrong. He's telling his baw to sacrifice bunt so they can move the runner.
This post was edited on 9/23/23 at 9:02 am
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
707 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 9:32 am to
Where can I get one of these? For the sole purpose of entertaining my kids so they'll shut the frick up for 5 minutes?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8692 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 11:15 am to
The top one gets killed, the bottom one is the one who's shooting to kill at the club.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64695 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 11:18 am to
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Someone needs to make this into a “swankerty-swooty I’m coming for that booty” .gif.
This post was edited on 9/23/23 at 11:19 am
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11828 posts
Posted on 9/23/23 at 11:23 am to
That guy fricks
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