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Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:26 am to Solo Cam
After reading these, I feel a lot better about my idiot dog.
I had my brother and his wife watch our dog while we were out of town. She ate 2 low cut socks, one long dress sock and damn near a whole roll of tp. When she tried to crap out the dress sock, my bother called me freaking out because at that point he didn't know she was eating the laundry and it looked like she had two tails.
She comes with us to the camp, and on occasion she gets car sick in her kennel, but she's like an oven, she's self cleaning.
I had my brother and his wife watch our dog while we were out of town. She ate 2 low cut socks, one long dress sock and damn near a whole roll of tp. When she tried to crap out the dress sock, my bother called me freaking out because at that point he didn't know she was eating the laundry and it looked like she had two tails.
She comes with us to the camp, and on occasion she gets car sick in her kennel, but she's like an oven, she's self cleaning.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:26 am to Solo Cam
Chewed my surround sound remote. This was the only time I lost my temper with her.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:28 am to mikelbr
So the dog ripped your little girls ear off and you were mad at your in laws?
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:29 am to Solo Cam
My neighbors dogs busted in my house on Christmas morning and ate the turkey. (Bumpuses!)
Had to get the family dressed and go out for Chinese food.
Had to get the family dressed and go out for Chinese food.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:32 am to Goalman34
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Had to get the family dressed and go out for Chinese food
Should have just converted to Judaism while you were at it
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:36 am to Solo Cam
Lately my dog has been having accidents in the house. We can't figure it out. I know it's not her fault, but it's miserable. The bad part is she doesn't act sick at all! I've had her very ill in the past and I felt terrible for her. But these last few times, I open the door from the garage when I get home and the entire utility room (where she stays during the day) is covered in liquid shite. Again I realize it's not "her fault", but it friggin sucks to clean that up, and I'm always the one home first. But what makes me hate the dog, is that I put her in the back yard, and she has a grand ole time running around barking at neighbors constantly while I'm knee deep in shite. I hate her at those times. Have some compassion and pretend like you are dying or something. Luckily yesterday was just piss.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:36 am to Solo Cam
My dog knows better than to touch my food. I'll put my food down on the table where he could easily get to it, leave the room for 5 mins, come back and he's still just watching it. I'll usually give him a bit as a reward
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:38 am to Solo Cam
Before we interred my grandfather, his ashes were sitting on the mantle. My cat knocked the mantle on the ground, and my dog rolled around in the ashes. Came home to a nasty mess.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:40 am to Solo Cam
Caught a big flathead catfish a couple years back and cut it up and fried it outside. It made a platter full of meat. Put it on the table and went to get plates and utensils. Turned around and the wife's yorkie was in the middle of the table going to town on it. We were able to salvage enough to feed us and the kids.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:42 am to LucasP
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:42 am to Upperdecker
We adopted a golden who absolutely hated us for a while. He did not choose us, at all.
He shite on my girlfriend's bed like 2 days after we got him. Of course, it was her dream at the time to have him get up there and sleep next to her, and he wouldn't come near it, but getting up there to take a dump was no problem.
He grew out of it, now he's great and probably has extreme separation anxiety, whatever.
Couple years ago we had a gigantic bag of splenda, like a costco one, came home to find it on the floor with a hole in it. He's sitting there looking like "how could this have happened" despite the trail of caramelized little splenda paw prints all over the house. Took days to get it up.
He shite on my girlfriend's bed like 2 days after we got him. Of course, it was her dream at the time to have him get up there and sleep next to her, and he wouldn't come near it, but getting up there to take a dump was no problem.
He grew out of it, now he's great and probably has extreme separation anxiety, whatever.
Couple years ago we had a gigantic bag of splenda, like a costco one, came home to find it on the floor with a hole in it. He's sitting there looking like "how could this have happened" despite the trail of caramelized little splenda paw prints all over the house. Took days to get it up.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:44 am to Riseupfromtherubble
I put my boxer in my closed bedroom in college while I went to class.
She took a huge dump on my bed, then decided to try and bury it. She flung the poo all over the ceiling, walls, tv, furniture, and she was covered.
She also ate the wood around my window, as well as all my computer wires that day.
Also are an entire pack of baby wipes.
She crapped them out the next day and her poo was about 20 feet long of baby wipes that looked like a long pvc pipe.
It rained and she freaked.
She took a huge dump on my bed, then decided to try and bury it. She flung the poo all over the ceiling, walls, tv, furniture, and she was covered.
She also ate the wood around my window, as well as all my computer wires that day.
Also are an entire pack of baby wipes.
She crapped them out the next day and her poo was about 20 feet long of baby wipes that looked like a long pvc pipe.
It rained and she freaked.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:45 am to Solo Cam
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Wife and I went out and bought some BBQ, we got beans with our BBQ and neither if ate ours, I put them in the ground and my lab and beagle went to town on them. 3 hours later my beagle starts crying and falling down, very unusual. He began to scream and fall. My wife started to panic and I began to get pretty worried myself. So we drive an hour to a 24/7 vet, pay $200 to walk through the door for the vet to tell us he had gas.
How the frick is this the dog's fault? You think he was being unnecessarily dramatic to trick you into taking him to the vet?
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:46 am to Solo Cam
My Aussie mix was an absolute maniac as a puppy. He is 100% better now, especially since we found him a sister out in the woods.
Pick from any of the following:
Left him in the car 20 feet from patio while watching LSU v Auburn (when JJ looked all-pro lol. A skateboarder rode past the car and dog hates the sounds of skateboard wheels. In the 45 seconds it took me to get to the car, he'd chewed through THREE seatbelts.
I was a very slow learner, as he went through two more on my truck before that phase ended thank God.
During this same phase we once left him in his kennel in a hotel room, and he pushed the kennel to the bed, pulled the comforter into the kennel and shredded it.
I have more. Those two stand out right now.
Pick from any of the following:
Left him in the car 20 feet from patio while watching LSU v Auburn (when JJ looked all-pro lol. A skateboarder rode past the car and dog hates the sounds of skateboard wheels. In the 45 seconds it took me to get to the car, he'd chewed through THREE seatbelts.
I was a very slow learner, as he went through two more on my truck before that phase ended thank God.
During this same phase we once left him in his kennel in a hotel room, and he pushed the kennel to the bed, pulled the comforter into the kennel and shredded it.
I have more. Those two stand out right now.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:49 am to Solo Cam
my ex's pit always somehow nabbed my food off my plate. never his food.....
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:00 am to Solo Cam
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pay $200 to walk through the door for the vet to tell us he had gas.
Had the exact same thing happen to us with one of our corgis. It was after hours and had to drive over an hour from past Holly Beach to Lake Charles. But it was my fault. I had fed him an onion ring earlier on the drive down. Then he pissed all over my lap on the drive back to the camp.
Apparently dogs shouldn't eat onions.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 9:24 am
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:00 am to bird35
In college (circa 2004ish) my dog chewed through 4 Xbox controller cords and through the power cord of a Game Cube. Bitch.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:01 am to Loungefly85
Degree from Tech? Dog did you a favor....
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:05 am to Solo Cam
Never. My Yorkie does a night stroll and licks my face, waking me up at at 3 am all the time. My wife asks me why I don't get mad and I think it may have been the sweetest thing that happens to me all day. I'm incapable of getting mad at my dog. She's 24/7 optimism.
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