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LUNCH THRAY---The "how to legally pickup chicks" edition

Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:34 am
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107635 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:34 am
my key tips list for capturing chicks:

make sure the chick is 18
ask to see the contents of her purse
tell her that you're not a rapist or a killer
check her for diseases and bad smells
don't say "hi my name is pj"
say things like "hey baby if you play your cards right you might have a shot at me"
tell her that 38 is the new 18


you're welcome posters

my lunch

albertson's crab legs

Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:35 am to
chicken and sweet potato
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107635 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:36 am to
op is a tad bit dismayed at the slow l-thray traffic.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7918 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:36 am to
Chicken gizzards
Tea
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:39 am to
quote:

my key tips list for capturing chicks


You seem like the type that has a few locked in a shed out back.

quote:

tell her that 38 is the new 18



Turkey, potatoes, cornbread stuffing, green bean casserole. Thanksgiving catering early. Without all the family i don't like and alcohol of course.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55454 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:41 am to
Sausage, bacon, fried eggs, sauteed mushrooms, sliced avocado.

pls send a cardiologist
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33893 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:43 am to
quote:

pickup chicks


Are these the ones that dip?
Posted by SouthboundTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1070 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:43 am to
tell her she should sell hot dogs because she already knows how to make a weiner stand

hamburger steak with mushrooms and onions, side of cauliflower
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70035 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:48 am to
Fish topped with salsa and black beans with a side of green beans.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106078 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:51 am to
No lunch yet.

You people eat early.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:51 am to
Best Hotdog in the USA: Target
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Fish topped with salsa and black beans with a side of green beans.



whoa that's delicious
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70035 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:54 am to
I will tweet you a pic.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113947 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:55 am to
quarter pounder
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:56 am to
quote:

I will tweet you a pic.




Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113947 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 11:57 am to
Master Lunch Threader himself.... gadknot.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:07 pm to
I wish the lunch thread wasn't ADA compliant
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10573 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:07 pm to
roast beef poboy
chips
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:07 pm to
Chicken caesar salad. Coffee.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113947 posts
Posted on 11/16/16 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

I wish the lunch thread wasn't ADA compliant


How can a thread not be ADA compliant gadknot.. Let's be realistic.
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