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Lubricant Pants For The Strip Club
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:23 pm
Anyone ever tried them LINKY
quote:
Here's what our customers say:
"my very first experience with the pants, I came and the dancer asked me if I did, I said yes, she wanted to know if I needed to go wipe it out, I laughed and said no, I went back to the bar and was amazed that I was so dry on the outside but knew I was soaking wet inside the pants.... that said, she asked me later what I was wearing, I told her and suggested that her bar have them available for customers, ... not kidding you they would have a line up if they used your product there!!" -- PT, California
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Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:26 pm to mailman
Sounds like an alpha af
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:33 pm to mailman
Sweatpants and no underwear my dude....Or so I've been told.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:35 pm to TIGERSTORM
It's like people haven't been to Visions mid-day mid-week wearing wind pants and no drawz before
So many amatures around here
So many amatures around here
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:37 pm to mailman
So these losers are jizzing in their pants during lap dances?
They ain't getting laid without paying for it, that's for sure.
They ain't getting laid without paying for it, that's for sure.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:38 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:
jizzing in their pants during lap dances?
They ain't getting laid without paying for it
umm, isnt that exactly what they're doing (cept they're avoiding the STDs)
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:39 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
Visions
Greatest totally not trashy strip club in the world.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:39 pm to CAD703X
Getting laid =/= jizzing in one's pants.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:52 pm to LSUAlum2001
Some might argue that jizzing in one's pants constitutes getting laid.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:15 pm to mailman
quote:
she wanted to know if I needed to go wipe it out, I laughed and said no, I went back to the bar
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:42 pm to lsuwontonwrap
If you have not read he FAQs you missed the best part of the site.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:59 pm to mailman
quote:
Liquid Lapdance is for guys who love LAP DANCES... GRINDING, HUMPING, arse JOBS, BUMPING, and TWERKING... all the while keeping it fun and safe. If you're the type of guy who doesn't like lap dances, our product isn't for you...
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:08 pm to bird35
quote:
"I wouldn't say it felt like sex. More like a blow job, a hand job, whacking off, anal sex, and titty-fricking all in one."
quote:
"Kinda like fricking a really loose pussy."
wowThis post was edited on 2/3/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:53 pm to mailman
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the orgasm happens in the privacy of your own pants.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 10:19 pm to mailman
Is there a rental market for these?
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 10:22 pm to mailman
quote:
I went back to the bar and was amazed that I was so dry on the outside but knew I was soaking wet inside the pants
Posted on 2/3/17 at 10:55 pm to mailman
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:50 am to Masterag
I would try it out and post a review
Posted on 2/4/17 at 1:03 am to mailman
I could have used those tonight - I'm at Visions and I just fell in love. She digs me for my personality - I can tell.
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 1:03 am
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:57 am to bird35
LL Stealth packs. 
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