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re: Looking for the best way to lose my beer gut

Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Get your mom to suck your dick while your sister fingers your a-hole.



Really??? Have YOU tried this????
Posted by Dixie Normus
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:10 pm to
TL;DR - eat less, do more.

My advice - start running the lakes 3-4x a week. Get at least a full circuit in even if you can't run the whole thing. Walk when you get too tired.

If you want to be in the gym more, consider doing some high-rep, cardio intensive workout routines. There's plenty of exercises on the internet that would be fine to follow. Bodybuilding.com has a good "Find a Plan" system that will suggest a workout plan for you after answering a few questions.

Just always try to be losing as many calories as you're putting in. It doesn't necessarily mean eating perfectly. There's a guy that ate twinkies for a straight year and still lost weight because he was just keeping his caloric output high vs. his intake. Moderation is your best friend when trying to shed pounds.
This post was edited on 6/5/16 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:15 pm to
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Quit drinking.


frick that.
Posted by Yaboylsu63
Member since Mar 2014
1531 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:17 pm to
Thanks for the input, yeah I understand the obvious which is cut out bad food and workout. But specific plans or diets is what I was more curious about.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:18 pm to
stop drinking, start moving rapidly.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28165 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:28 pm to
Go get a job laboring on a concrete crew.Stop eating junk.Three weeks this summer will do the trick.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4142 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:31 pm to
You can't expect much from a guy with a name like tigerbutt
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117734 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:31 pm to
Shut up idiot.

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30820 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I'm not fat but have that awkward gut


So you're fat, you just store in the gut first like most men.

quote:

just really want to know how to localize a diet or workout just for that


No such thing, with fat, first on last off.

You body is a machine. Energy in - energy out, if the result is positive-you gain weight, negative-you lose weight.

There is an app called Loseit. helped me lose quite a bit of weight.
This post was edited on 6/5/16 at 1:34 pm
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83591 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:32 pm to
Diet. Diet. Diet. Diet.

Diet.


Someone more knowledgable might correct me, but I'd say getting in shape and achieving the stomach you want is about 75% diet.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:34 pm to
The pink drink plexus saved my life. I was headed down the final turn into the gates of hell. #foreverchanged
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:35 pm to

quote:

PS. I have accepted the dad bod, not tryin to be a roid head or Mr. Workout guy. Just want to get back in shape.




To be honest, the bulimic route is your only hope.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5405 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Thanks for the input, yeah I understand the obvious which is cut out bad food and workout. But specific plans or diets is what I was more


Read Body For Life. Specific guidance on workouts and diets and most importantly it's a sustainable change to your lifestyle not the latest/greatest "workout plan."
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:39 pm to
Take meth for a few months.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203541 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Shut up idiot.



So I am guessing YOU have tried it........
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46490 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:55 pm to
work hard and stop being lazy
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56435 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

really want to know how to localize a diet or workout just for that
It may be just me but I seem to lose from the head down.

Eating right & exercising seems to always save the belly for last. Weird I guess.

Short of liposuction, I've never come across a way to target the fat in one place.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 2:03 pm to
its not just beer

pizza.

say goodbye to pizza AND beer for a year.

buy and consume two servings of fruit a day
and buy the makings for one complicated salad a day.
eat those like you life depended on it.

eat fish a few times a week even if its canned salmon and canned tuna.

no fried food for a year.

make a roast on the weekend and have roast beef sandwiches all during the week.

go for a walk today. put on a hat and sunscreen if you need to.
go for a walk or swim every day from now on.

that should do it.



This post was edited on 6/5/16 at 2:06 pm
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 2:05 pm to
I lost 40 lbs 2 years ago, a friend of mine is a trainer and he got me on a strict diet.

Twice a day juice - carrots,celery,cucumber,green apple,ginger

Twice a day steamed veggies with just olive oil and lemon no salt

Then after a week cleanse, same thing but added a chicken breast twice a day

I shed 40 lbs in 3 or so months.

Granted Im 6'7 so I went from 265 to 225. Still though I lost weight quick, its brutal without salt but you get used to it
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20957 posts
Posted on 6/5/16 at 2:08 pm to
You can't focus fat reduction to one specific area. Everyone's body is different and weight comes off differently. Some people gain weight first in their face, and others, their arse. The same goes with losing weight.
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