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LNST- SUPER CREEPY and oweo sucks
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:44 pm
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I imagine this could be Peeej if abyone believed Peej could be an Executive
COACHELLA VIP WEEKEND 1 PASS: free for the right personOk here’s the deal. I have a VIP Pass for Weekend 2. I’m willing to give it away for free to the right person. I’m looking for a travel “companion” that can enjoy the festival with me and just have a good time. I left my job as Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation and subsequently divorced my wife of 11 years. I cashed out my 401k and decided that moving forward, my life is all about having fun! No more team meetings, no more employee evaluations, no more balance sheets, no more darn conference calls at 7am. JUST FUN! I have a room at the Tropics Motor Motel in Indio Thursday through Monday. If you believe you can meet the below criteria, please shoot me an email and describe why you think you make the best fit. I appreciate your time and look forward to finding the right “one”! 1. Must be female between the ages of 19 and 25
2. Must be comfortable traveling in a Recreational Vehicle (Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100 – pic attached).
3. Must have fashionable sense of style in the vein of typical coachella goer (i.e. cute indian headband, small ripped jean shorts, lots of colorful bracelets, etc).
4. Preferably have a playlist of various Coachella artists on phone we can listen to on ride over.
5. Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times.
6. Must be open-minded and opportunistic.
7. Must be ok with periodic hand-holding (perhaps during certain sensual songs and while walking into the festival initially).
8. Fingernails and Toenails must be nicely painted and harmonious with general color scheme of outfit.
9. I will provide snacks such as beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches but if you have additional snacks and/or drinks…BIG BONUS!
10. Being social is fine but no excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers, and most definitely NO PUBLIC AFFECTION with other festival-goers (violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride).
11. Periodic moments of extended eye contact.
12. Allow me to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged). my favorite one
13. Must not be into drugs, pot ok.
14. Must take a minimum of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account.
15. Any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence. not the least bit disturbing
16. At least once during festival, you must allow me to carry you on my shoulders so you can see stage better (perfect time for instigram photo!)
17. At least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that “I am naughty”.
18. At some point in time during the festival you must tell me that “you didn’t know how this would go, but you’re actually having a really good time”.
19. At least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.
20. Must be ready to party and HAVE FUN! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and as mentioned, an all expenses paid trip.
If you think you’re the one, let me know and we can have a great time together. My name is Gordon and I am 56 years old from West Covina.
Best, Gordie
I imagine this could be Peeej if abyone believed Peej could be an Executive
COACHELLA VIP WEEKEND 1 PASS: free for the right personOk here’s the deal. I have a VIP Pass for Weekend 2. I’m willing to give it away for free to the right person. I’m looking for a travel “companion” that can enjoy the festival with me and just have a good time. I left my job as Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation and subsequently divorced my wife of 11 years. I cashed out my 401k and decided that moving forward, my life is all about having fun! No more team meetings, no more employee evaluations, no more balance sheets, no more darn conference calls at 7am. JUST FUN! I have a room at the Tropics Motor Motel in Indio Thursday through Monday. If you believe you can meet the below criteria, please shoot me an email and describe why you think you make the best fit. I appreciate your time and look forward to finding the right “one”! 1. Must be female between the ages of 19 and 25
2. Must be comfortable traveling in a Recreational Vehicle (Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100 – pic attached).
3. Must have fashionable sense of style in the vein of typical coachella goer (i.e. cute indian headband, small ripped jean shorts, lots of colorful bracelets, etc).
4. Preferably have a playlist of various Coachella artists on phone we can listen to on ride over.
5. Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times.
6. Must be open-minded and opportunistic.
7. Must be ok with periodic hand-holding (perhaps during certain sensual songs and while walking into the festival initially).
8. Fingernails and Toenails must be nicely painted and harmonious with general color scheme of outfit.
9. I will provide snacks such as beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches but if you have additional snacks and/or drinks…BIG BONUS!
10. Being social is fine but no excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers, and most definitely NO PUBLIC AFFECTION with other festival-goers (violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride).
11. Periodic moments of extended eye contact.
12. Allow me to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged). my favorite one
13. Must not be into drugs, pot ok.
14. Must take a minimum of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account.
15. Any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence. not the least bit disturbing
16. At least once during festival, you must allow me to carry you on my shoulders so you can see stage better (perfect time for instigram photo!)
17. At least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that “I am naughty”.
18. At some point in time during the festival you must tell me that “you didn’t know how this would go, but you’re actually having a really good time”.
19. At least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.
20. Must be ready to party and HAVE FUN! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and as mentioned, an all expenses paid trip.
If you think you’re the one, let me know and we can have a great time together. My name is Gordon and I am 56 years old from West Covina.
Best, Gordie
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:46 pm to OWLFAN86
Bitch I ain't reading that shite.
Cliff notes.
Cliff notes.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:46 pm to OWLFAN86
I don't even know where to start with this. Wow.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:47 pm to OWLFAN86
You're a little interested, aren't you?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:48 pm to OWLFAN86
Pretty hard to pass up beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches if you ask me.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:49 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:49 pm to OWLFAN86
I feel sorry for the girl dumb enough to go along with that. There's like a 98% chance that guy is gonna be wearing her skin before the weekend is over.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:50 pm to OWLFAN86
How'd you find that, weirdo.
Nevermind, that's old shite.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:50 pm to OWLFAN86
Looks like a well put together ad to me.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:50 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:well yeah,, if Gordie can do this why cant I
You're a little interested, aren't you?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:50 pm to OWLFAN86
So did you get any applications back owlie???
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:51 pm to Titus Pullo
quote:a friend from Rice sent it to me
How'd you find that, weirdo.
we find shite like this entertaining
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:51 pm to OWLFAN86
I really hope someone agrees so I can see the pictures together
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:53 pm to OWLFAN86
Your thread will get deleted if it has a two word or less title.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:54 pm to OWLFAN86
I think ol Gordie's gonna have to pony up a little more than a free ticket for all that creepy shite.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:55 pm to Ed Osteen
This has been on the internet awhile.
Google Gordie Coachella or the type of motorhome and look at all the links.
In other words, Owlie, I mean Gordie, already has his pics.
Google Gordie Coachella or the type of motorhome and look at all the links.
In other words, Owlie, I mean Gordie, already has his pics.
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